Then after this complete misrepresentation, you try to maintain the opposite lie which is that Apple's stuff is "not intuitive" and bad/clunky whatever.
You can't just call white black and black white and expect anyone to buy that crap. Try being honest and realistic and then maybe you might win some converts to your way of thinking.
You mean like Notification Center? The part in NC where you have to hit a tiny little "x" to clear notifications instead of the swipe to get a delete notification like the rest of the entire OS? You like having to swipe to open the phone, tap your camera icon (and move around the pages if it's not on the front page) and then take a picture? Because jailbroken phones were the first ones to have the camera on the lockscreen. You like having alerts you can access from the lockscreen by swiping across individual apps? Came from jailbreaking, almost copied the jailbroken app exactly as well. Apple has both borrowed heavily from jailbreakers and outright stolen features to improve iOS and every time a major update comes out and everyone loves them for all the awesome features "they got right rather than first." iOS is absolutely amazing, but it has glaring flaws and serious shortcomings that jailbreaking has fixed and in some cases had the fix/improvement for years.