This is why you are no longer CEO, Mr Balmer. You still refuse to admit that other companies are doing things better than Microsoft. If you can't admit when someone else gets something right then you're never going to be able to come up with something better.
Out with the more and in with the better!
But two apps at once! Microsoft Office on your tablet! Being able to zoom in on the home screen!!! Clickety-clacking your keyboard to your tablet while you dance like a buffoon! Come on man, these are killer features!!!