Wall Street Analysts and media people who attended the Apple event.... hmmm.
If you watched the streaming video feed of the show and saw the people in the audience it would just re-enforce the idea that those people are a bunch of d-bag posers. As in "All Things D-Bag".
And if you looked close you could have spotted the "Double D's" - those media types who have also tried to get rich off of writing stories and books about Steve Jobs.
They are not in any shape or form "essential services" in our society.