Attention Nest customers:
Your A$$ Is Now Ours!
1. You must have a gmail account.
2. You must join google+.
3. You must not disable "receive e-mails from unknown google+ members".
4. You must allow google to scan your home so we can show you Ads.
5. We will make Nest all plastic, square, add features such as Main Settings, WEB Settings, APP Settings, Hardware Settings, Firmware Settings, Setting within Settings, Copy codes from Apple iOS, paste them in Oracle Java, mix and match with DoubleClick Ads and shove them up right in your Nest's A$$.
6. Then, Larry and I will do OK Glass.
Edited by Disturbia - 1/13/14 at 5:11pm