be really naughty!!!
Go to your local PC world (the UK ones sell small bits of apple kit) and buy an iPod.
Switch it for you bust one and take it back, demanding a refund.

or anything like this... Most credit cards have some sort of insurance. Take the new ipod out of the box, drop it (the box) in a puddle and but the bust iPod in there. Phone the CC co and tell them you dropped it in a puddle on the way home!
PS. Make sure the HD is wiped first. You might be able to do this if you can get the drive into a puter. They are generally sealed units, so providing the drive electronics are not fried!
[ 12-24-2002: Message edited by: Gargoyle ]</p>