Originally posted by Brad
Enough with the spamming "roll call", guys.
I know you're all excited, but there's no good reason to just inflate the thread like that. It just makes it harder for people that are actually trying to read it. The same rules that apply to other forums apply here as well even though we're being a little slack and letting you get some of your anxiety out about the news.
Then why not indulge this OLDEST REGISTRATION POSTER and make a "WOW - ROLL CALL" thread?
You know, websites are created to SEEK and ATTRACT visitors and contributors and if if would take you ALL OF FIVE MINUTES to create a WOW thread then I can't see a downside to this. Perhaps that student loan consolidation advertiser would find valuable for more people to read the ad? (It's worthless, though, because there's no stopping the Sallie Mae juggernaut)
Proposed thread titles include the simple "WOW - ROLL CALL"
HOLY SHIT - ROLL CALL
I FELT LIKE I JUST TOOK THE RED PILL - ROLL CALL
TRY TO NOT DIE IN A CAR ACCIDENT BEFORE MONDAY - ROLL CALL
BEG, BORROW, CHEAT AND STEAL TO GET A G5 - ROLL CALL
WOW...THUD...(SMELLING SALTS APPLIED) WOW AGAIN! - ROLL CALL
MOMMY I MADE KA-KA IN MY PANTS - ROLL CALL
SEX OR G5 LEAK: BIGGEST NEWS SINCE BIRTH? - ROLL CALL
REDUNDANT LUNGS GOOD FOR STEVE JOBS' HYPERVENTILATION FIT - ROLL CALL
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU READ THE G5 LEAK? - ROLL CALL
EVEN JERRY GARCIA CAN'T BELIEVE IT! - ROLL CALL
FINALLY! APPLE'S TESTES DROP TO MATURITY - ROLL CALL
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME, WINTEL? - ROLL CALL
I FEEL LIKE THE MONKEY STANDING IN FRONT OF THE MONOLITH FROM 2001 - ROLL CALL
FAZED SO MUCH, THEY JACKED MY CAR WHILE I WAS IN SHOCK - ROLL CALL
WEAPONS OF MASS COMPUTATION - ROLL CALL