I would probably laugh in his face.
He'd of course want to prove he's not bullshitting me and say something like "No, really! Anything, I've got Ive on the phone right here"
"You heard me the first time, kid."
"Don't be a prick, I'm thinking"
"*sigh* hold on, Ive"
"Hmm" (I would take my time finding the perfect thing to ask for) " tricky" (I don't, so instead) " alright. I want an iPod not just any iPod, though, but one that makes Star Trek sound effects when buttons are pressed"
"A phaser to fire for the select button and fast forwarding/rewinding, tricorder noises when the scroll wheel is touched"
"I could give you the night to think it over, really"
"I'M NOT FINISHED."
"Ugh Jon? Yeah why don't I just put you on with him?"
And then my dreams would come true.