Boom, I start up Napster...it asks me to login. iTunes doesn't do this, why does Napster? Oh look, I can't browse the store without logging in...LAAAAAME.

So I login and it automatically takes me to the Home section, complete with spazztastic "Rich Media Content," as they like to call it. The layout's not that bad, really. It's just a little bit sparse. The organization of the New Releases pane is inconsistent with the Just Added pane. I hate scrollboxes within scrollboxes. Oh, and what's that "Get Napster Premium Now" button at the top? Hmm...

And what happens when I maximize the window? Holy facking whitespace, Batman! Golly, what's that giant ASCII cock doing there?

Okay, enough of that...what about the tabs near the top of the window? Here's the one labeled radio ...

And magazine. Screw that. WTF good is a magazine I can't read while I'm pinching a loaf? At least it doesn't cost extra. Get that upside down loser out of my sight.

Okay, okay, let's give the magazine a shot. Oops, it broke. It did give me a nice white canvas for me to flex my artistic talents though.

Yeah, you gotta pay for the message board too...Yeah, I'm going to pay to talk to all seven other people who pre-registered and got early access.

This is what the Browse section looks like. Notice how it lumps Artist and Album into the same column. We have to use the craptastic Windows style (+) hierarchical expansion to see the albums under each artist. And that column doesn't show ANYTHING by default. We have to select a genre from the pull-down menu, then select another sub-genre and click the "go" button before anything shows up. The artist names slowly appear and cascade down the column. It's not instantaneous like the iTMS is on my cable modem. It's just text right? Sheesh. Why do we have to use both pull-down menus and column views just to browse the music library?

Finally, a somewhat cool and voyeuristic feature. We can see what songs customers are previewing, complete with their logins and profiles. Who's holly56? Is she hot? I wonder...

Here are the songs holly56 bought.

Another novelty feature. We can travel through time and see historical Billboard charts...via the same crappy interface of course.

I feel like downloading something...oh wait, no I don't.


So I login and it automatically takes me to the Home section, complete with spazztastic "Rich Media Content," as they like to call it. The layout's not that bad, really. It's just a little bit sparse. The organization of the New Releases pane is inconsistent with the Just Added pane. I hate scrollboxes within scrollboxes. Oh, and what's that "Get Napster Premium Now" button at the top? Hmm...

And what happens when I maximize the window? Holy facking whitespace, Batman! Golly, what's that giant ASCII cock doing there?

Okay, enough of that...what about the tabs near the top of the window? Here's the one labeled radio ...

And magazine. Screw that. WTF good is a magazine I can't read while I'm pinching a loaf? At least it doesn't cost extra. Get that upside down loser out of my sight.

Okay, okay, let's give the magazine a shot. Oops, it broke. It did give me a nice white canvas for me to flex my artistic talents though.

Yeah, you gotta pay for the message board too...Yeah, I'm going to pay to talk to all seven other people who pre-registered and got early access.

This is what the Browse section looks like. Notice how it lumps Artist and Album into the same column. We have to use the craptastic Windows style (+) hierarchical expansion to see the albums under each artist. And that column doesn't show ANYTHING by default. We have to select a genre from the pull-down menu, then select another sub-genre and click the "go" button before anything shows up. The artist names slowly appear and cascade down the column. It's not instantaneous like the iTMS is on my cable modem. It's just text right? Sheesh. Why do we have to use both pull-down menus and column views just to browse the music library?

Finally, a somewhat cool and voyeuristic feature. We can see what songs customers are previewing, complete with their logins and profiles. Who's holly56? Is she hot? I wonder...

Here are the songs holly56 bought.

Another novelty feature. We can travel through time and see historical Billboard charts...via the same crappy interface of course.

I feel like downloading something...oh wait, no I don't.

I can change my sig again!
I can change my sig again!


















