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Resistance is Futile!

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You will all fall victim to the Gastermater...you will all believe, or you will die. Here my words and be afraid!

OFFICIAL NEW PRODUCT SPECS, MORE CONCRETE THAN SCHILLER'S FAKE TESTICLE!

SOURCE: GOD


Pro Lineup to be replaced by a single G-Pi Mac, rated at 3.14159 GHz, and shipping complete with Gag-wire, DDDR-RAM, and a buttload of magical gizmos that'll make you jizz in your pants.

Additionally, Apple will release the LCD iMac which any mere mortal knows about...but they will also ship the new PiBook, rated at a mere 3.14 GHz (Gag-wire port optional).

And finally, the announcement you've all been waiting to spray your shorts over...the PiPod...you can listen to it, carry it in your pocket, and lodge it in your shorts, whereupon it will lift your spirits like no other personal device in history. Think of it as Apple's answer to the dildo. Steve wasn't getting much this summer because of his dedication to OS X...so he came up with this little beauty. Wait till you see the Super Bowl commercial!

<img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> Belieeeve...BELIEEEVE I SAY! <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />

[ 12-27-2001: Message edited by: Gastermating ]</p>
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This thread makes me miss the great ol' TrUTh TraIN. At least that was funny.

[ 12-27-2001: Message edited by: G4Dude ]</p>
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Someone remind me not to clicked on Gastermater's threads and why doesn't a mod just close this...insanity is contagious and I don't want any.
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It was kinda funny. Admit it.

How can making fun of the Mastergater not be funny? PiBook...PiPod? Common. That's quality humor. I'm not going to take this shit from carbon-based units like yourselves.

With the power of OS XII, I am going to enable the root account on your machines and replace your desktop with a picture of Mastergating as punishment for your shortcomings. Stupid humans. <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />

[ 12-27-2001: Message edited by: Gastermating ]</p>
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[quote]Originally posted by Gastermating:
<strong>It was kinda funny. Admit it.

How can making fun of the Mastergater not be funny? PiBook...PiPod? Common. That's quality humor. I'm not going to take this shit from carbon-based units like yourselves.

With the power of OS XII, I am going to enable the root account on your machines and replace your desktop with a picture of Mastergating as punishment for your shortcomings. Stupid humans. <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />

[ 12-27-2001: Message edited by: Gastermating ]</strong><hr></blockquote>
Ok yes I see it now. When I first read it, I thought it was written by Mastergater.
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