I didn't remember until I went back and reread it. It WAS funny. I'm assuming you got out of the way when the rhinoceros fell. Otherwise, you wouldn't be posting. With all the postings you've done, how do you remember what you posted when? - a remarkable memory. I continue to be impressed by AI members.
The rhinoceros thingy brought to mind a (very poor) joke about the guy, standing on a street corner, snapping his fingers. Someone asked him why, and he replied, "To keep the elephants away."
His questioner said, "There are no elephants within thousands of miles."
To which, he replied, "Yeah, effective, isn't it?"
What did you do to keep a rhinoceros from falling on you?