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post #1 of 29
12/28/01 at 10:51am
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This thread is specifically for information proven to be NOT True. First i would like to mention Mastergating, and that dude that talks like Yoda with code talks and all.
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post #2 of 29
12/28/01 at 10:52am
kormac after he got one thing right.
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post #3 of 29
12/28/01 at 10:53am
Confirmed: The new imac will NOT clean my teeth, feed the dog, wipe my arse, make the tea AND assasinate my choice of victim from the comfort of my own home.

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post #4 of 29
12/28/01 at 10:55am
Apple will not release a PowerMac G6 running at 4.8 GHz with a 10 TB hard drive and a 48" Cinema Display.

They will also not sell a two button mouse, and the next PowerBook will still be Titanium.
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post #5 of 29
12/28/01 at 10:55am
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Confirmed: The new imac will NOT clean my teeth, feed the dog, wipe my arse, make the tea AND assasinate my choice of victim from the comfort of my own home.

true, true.
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post #6 of 29
12/28/01 at 10:56am
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As we all know thread titles which include the word confirmed are always wrong so you are saying that Mastergating is righ? :eek: :confused: <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> :confused: :eek:

I nominate everybody except Workerbee. Kormac was a better fraud than the multimillionarie(SpSu) on that TV show that turned out no to be a multimillionarie (Sp still Su)
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post #7 of 29
12/28/01 at 11:00am
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Confirmed: The new imac will NOT clean my teeth, feed the dog, wipe my arse, make the tea AND assasinate my choice of victim from the comfort of my own home.

true, true.
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post #8 of 29
12/28/01 at 11:01am
Kim Kap Sol, too.
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post #9 of 29
12/28/01 at 11:15am
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Confirmed: The new imac will NOT clean my teeth, feed the dog, wipe my arse, make the tea AND assasinate my choice of victim from the comfort of my own home.

true, true.
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post #10 of 29
12/28/01 at 11:15am
<strong>Confirmed: The new imac will NOT clean my teeth, feed the dog, wipe my arse, make the tea AND assasinate my choice of victim from the comfort of my own home.
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If you were the scientist guy from "Honey I shrunk the Kids" you could get your iMac to do this. Didn't Bruce Willis use a computer in "The Jackel" to control the sniper rifle that he used on that attempted assassination?

Come on...we all know that movies show us what our computers can REALLY DO. Need I bring up Kate and Leopold again?
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post #11 of 29
12/28/01 at 11:15am
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Confirmed: The new imac will NOT clean my teeth, feed the dog, wipe my arse, make the tea AND assasinate my choice of victim from the comfort of my own home.

true, true.
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post #12 of 29
12/28/01 at 11:17am
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Confirmed: The new imac will NOT clean my teeth, feed the dog, wipe my arse, make the tea AND assasinate my choice of victim from the comfort of my own home.

true, true.
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post #13 of 29
12/28/01 at 11:23am
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Oh dear. Digital Remote is stuck in a infinite loop and Mastergating is an idiot.
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post #14 of 29
12/28/01 at 11:39am
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don't le this thread die :eek:
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post #15 of 29
12/28/01 at 11:41am
Why not? Half the thread is you posting the same thing.
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post #16 of 29
12/28/01 at 11:44am
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accident, i just pushed the back buttun one too many times <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
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post #17 of 29
12/28/01 at 11:49am
[quote]Originally posted by Digital Remote:
<strong>accident, i just pushed the back buttun one too many times <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah, like 5. <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
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post #18 of 29
12/28/01 at 12:12pm
[quote]Originally posted by CosmoNut:
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Yeah, like 5. <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

lol
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post #19 of 29
12/28/01 at 12:35pm
See, at least I don't try to double post.
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post #20 of 29
12/28/01 at 12:39pm
Suuuuuuuuure, MacAddict, suuuuuuuure.
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post #21 of 29
12/28/01 at 1:58pm
the new G6 will be so fast, it will pick your nose before you even think to! <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
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post #22 of 29
12/28/01 at 2:08pm
I can't wait for a computer that's so fast it does everything I want before I know it.
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post #23 of 29
12/28/01 at 2:08pm
[quote] Confirmed: The new imac will NOT clean my teeth, feed the dog, wipe my arse, make the tea AND assasinate my choice of victim from the comfort of my own home.

true, true.
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true, true, true.

Just wanted to fit in
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post #24 of 29
12/28/01 at 2:09pm
[quote] Confirmed: The new imac will NOT clean my teeth, feed the dog, wipe my arse, make the tea AND assasinate my choice of victim from the comfort of my own home.

true, true.
<hr></blockquote>
true, true, true.

Just wanted to fit in


Oh, and CONFIRMED: No G5
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post #25 of 29
12/28/01 at 2:20pm
But, but, but, everyone else says there's gonna be a G5!!!!!!!


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post #26 of 29
12/28/01 at 2:29pm
Yea, ATAT says absolutely no G5

Well, either we will have hopefully kick ass G4s (quad 1ghz) or nothing much and March may see the G5s <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
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post #27 of 29
12/28/01 at 4:53pm
[quote]Originally posted by Digital Remote:
<strong>accident, i just pushed the back buttun one too many times <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

It was me who posted it in the first place

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post #28 of 29
12/28/01 at 5:29pm
Confirmed, the new iMac will not have a large enough screen.

Confirmed, the new Powermacs will be too slow.

Confirmed, Apple's hardware always sucks harder than imaginable.

Oh, this was about what ISN'T true?

I'd put good money on Apple not announcing a 1.6 GHz G5. Even if G5s are released, Moto doesn't have their shite together enough to get a 1.6 GHz G5 fabbed in decent quantities. We will have to wait while Moto is stalled at 1.5 GHz for 18 months....
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post #29 of 29
12/28/01 at 5:49pm
Confirmed Steve Jobs will let us down for the second time in less than a year.The stock holders
will suffer utterly due to the poor management team at Apple Computer, Inc..Bill Gates and MicroSoft are looking like true winners in 2002.Nietsche once wrote, He who tries to determine everything by law, shall fomment a crime rather than lessen it.We will not get what we truly desired until another year.Steve wanted to milk Apples CPU's at slower speeds.Greed once again.Just like when he fired a guy in the elevator at NeXT Computer,Inc.Bad karma... it will come back to him.It is only a matter time.He lied to Steve Wozniak his founding partner also.He parks in the handicapped parking space at Apple Computer,Inc..Steve Jobs is a good Jew.
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