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Okay, you should all be excited to know I just completed a natal chart for the new iMac and it is quite promising. Looks like our iMac may shape up to be quite the little revolution.

This is more or less a personality breakdown of our new friend based upon the moment of it's birth - naturally, the stevenote on the 7th.

Any astrologers (real or not) care to interpret the following breakdown:?


January 7 2002
9:00 AM Time Zone is 8 Hrs. Includes daylight time if applicable.
san francisco, ca

Rising Sign\tis in\t13 Degrees\tAquarius
You like new ideas and concepts, but you prefer to discover them by yourself -- it is not easy for others to convert you to anything. You form your own opinions, but once you do form them, you then want to convince everyone else that they are correct. Try to be more tolerant of the opinions of others. You have a deep and abiding interest in science, mathematics, and the great social problems of the day. Very sympathetic toward the downtrodden, equality is your battle cry! You demand that those in authority be fair to all. You are an intellectual -- emotions and emotional people are difficult for you to understand. You are known for being calm, cool, detached and objective.

Sun is in\t17 Degrees\tCapricorn
Extremely serious and mature, you are capable of accepting responsibilities and do so willingly. Others expect you to be dutiful as a matter of course. You tend to get angry when people get rewards after not having worked anywhere near as hard as you. You are goal-oriented and an achiever by nature -- you're a hard worker and are justifiably proud of the tangible results of your efforts. You tend to have "tunnel-vision" -- this allows you to block out extraneous matters that might distract others and to concentrate totally on the matter at hand. As such, you are the ideal one to manage or administrate any ongoing project and to be practical and efficient at it. You are not a fast worker, but you are quite thorough. You are known for being totally persistent, tenacious and tireless in reaching your goals.

Moon is in\t07 Degrees\tScorpio
Your feelings are very intense, never superficial. You tend to be either very angry or very sad or completely and totally happy. Your moods are deep, extreme and not always completely understood by yourself or by those with whom you have to deal. Emotionally, you tend to prefer to live at the cutting edge of life, pushing your reactions to the ultimate extremes, even if the results are dangerous or upsetting. You are easily jealous and very suspicious -- you require a great deal of emotional reassurance. A good detective, you are very curious about deep and mysterious things, especially human nature and motivations. Be careful not to be ruthless, tactless or too overly frank or you will meet with much resistance from others.

Mercury is in\t05 Degrees\tAquarius
You tend to be very opinionated -- you have strongly felt notions about things and are quite vocal about expressing and defending them. Yet you are also an original thinker -- you enjoy shocking others with your offbeat, original thoughts. You appreciate and need mental and intellectual stimulation. Your judgment is usually fair and impartial -- you can be a good critic because you can remain objective and unemotional about most things.

Venus is in\t15 Degrees\tCapricorn
You tend to keep your feelings under control -- emotions are only released in serious or important situations. You are distrustful of others whose behavior could be judged excessive or immoderate. As such, you prefer to relate only to those who are older than you or to those whose position is such that respect and duty are more important for both of you than passion or emotional response. Be careful, however, of relationships that are merely based on practicality or utility or you will ultimately be lonely.

Mars is in\t21 Degrees\tPisces
Very sensitive and vulnerable, it is difficult for you to assert yourself. At times, you feel quite tired and you will require a lot of sleep in order to maintain your health and your strength. You are at your best when you act without your ego being important. You can be very unselfish and considerate of the needs of others. You get the most satisfaction by giving to others when you expect nothing in return. Beware of a tendency to want always to work behind the scenes or to become overly deceptive by doing things behind others' backs.

Jupiter is in\t09 Degrees\tCancer
You must be emotionally secure in order to grow and develop. You are happiest when your family and community support and nourish you and boost your morale. Whether your childhood experiences of love and emotional dependability were positive or negative will set the tone for your emotional growth and stability as an adult. When you feel at ease with yourself, you are able to offer assistance to those who need a helping hand.

Saturn is in\t08 Degrees\tGemini
You are such a clear thinker and speaker, with a logical orderly mind, that you are repulsed by abstract, intangible or unorganized thoughts or ideas. But you tend to get uptight about speaking in public because you are afraid to be wrong. Remember that the best way to learn is by making mistakes. Also, you will be so carefully prepared that you probably will not make many mistakes anyway. To be interesting to you, ideas have to be practical and useful.

Uranus is in\t22 Degrees\tAquarius
You, and most of your peer group as well, are reformers at heart. You want to make positive changes that will benefit society as a whole. You are willing to devote your time and energy to see that they come about, especially if the proper group support and combined purpose of will can be found. Be careful that your devotion to group goals does not produce too much friction or neglect in your own interpersonal one-on-one relationships.

Neptune is in\t07 Degrees\tAquarius
You, and your entire generation, will idealize and even venerate the ability to remain detached as well as the ability to objectively analyze any given situation. There will be a concerted effort on your part to cure the ills of society as a whole. But be very careful to continue to maintain and protect the rights of individuals in the midst of these potentially far-reaching changes.

Pluto is in\t16 Degrees\tSagittarius
For your entire generation, society's cherished beliefs and totems will be radically changed. Many traditional concepts will be totally altered, if not completely destroyed. The rights of individuals to pursue their own course in life will be reasserted.

[ 12-29-2001: Message edited by: The Mactivist ]</p>
HEE HEE!! Dual G5 2Ghz. 2 Gig RAM. Yeah baby.
HEE HEE!! Dual G5 2Ghz. 2 Gig RAM. Yeah baby.
post #2 of 7
According to my charts, it'll be strawberry, have an 8-track player/DVD player and no on/off switch anywhere on the body.

Once you remove it from the box and turn it on, it stays on forever, unless you put it to sleep.

Comes bundled with SuperPaint 4.0 AND a SCSI Jaz drive.


Gonna be like 1998 all over again. iMacs rock!

post #3 of 7
LOL, man someone has way too much time on their hands
All Your PCs Are Belong To Trash
All Your PCs Are Belong To Trash
post #4 of 7
I'm also observing that it will rely on 45's for storage.
post #5 of 7
Someone has reached a new level of boredom, yes? <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
Living life in glorious 4G HD (with a 2GB data cap).
Living life in glorious 4G HD (with a 2GB data cap).
post #6 of 7
St. Augustine must be rolling in his grave.
post #7 of 7
Thread Starter 
[quote]Originally posted by KidRed:
<strong>LOL, man someone has way too much time on their hands </strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh lighten up everyone, it was generated automatically on a website. I thought it might be funny - but turns out it wasn't.

Oh well,
HEE HEE!! Dual G5 2Ghz. 2 Gig RAM. Yeah baby.
HEE HEE!! Dual G5 2Ghz. 2 Gig RAM. Yeah baby.
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