Originally posted by 709Very.
Please, boys and girls... don't take this web site too seriously.
Well, okay, it's hard to take seriously at any level, but I'm 99% certain that it's a parody, not a real Christian web site. I think it's just cleverly done to look like a real nutcase web site, to appeal to those who would go for this kind of thing, and then suck them down some unexpected turns like this:
(According to the description, "Teach your child this important message with this delightful Lambuel clock." It says: "I will come on thee as thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee.")
(Says: "Will you be my husband?")
What's scary is that I can imagine a few real zealots with completely non-functioning irony detectors going for this stuff.
I suppose it's even possible that a real zealot with no functioning irony detector created this stuff in the first place, but that's much harder to believe.