i got another, its not terrible, because i'm sure it happened to many people, and luckily most of the class wasn't paying attention. i was a youngin, and christmas time was rolling around. being a catholic school, we kids had to do the manger scene and all. so, teach says, "who wants to be mary?" and the prettiest girl in class (coincidentally named mary), raises her hand and is picked. to sieve out the chosen from the unwashed masses, teacher tells mary to stand in front of the class. i throw my hand up immediately as the teacher says "who wants to be joseph?" only to notice shortly after that i had become aroused. i quickly drop my hand, so as not to be called up to the front of class with my raging hormones. too late, of course, "to the front of the class Mr. [thuh freak]". a diversion rises on the other side of the class, so i delay my horrid walk forward trying to distract myself with unsexy thoughts ("marget thatcher on a cold day, naked." [repeat]). this, of course, is futile. i managed to stand awkwardly and misangled, minimizing my exposure to the class. only mary saw, methinks.
another one from the old grade school days was noticed. we're watching some educational movie garbage, and the friends and i are talking the whole time. "[thuh freak], shut up" and "if you don't stop talking and start watching this [education movie], [thuh freak], i'm going to send you to the prinicipal." so i straighten up. but i let out a big, involuntary fart. not everyone notices, just the group around me, and they are all laughing and such. teacher sends me to the principal as the class then laughs at me. not so bad when i write it out, but i was pretty darned embarassed when it happened.