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Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath
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Bravo! You basically turned the sexual politics that is highschool life into a math problem.


Now when does girl F arrive with the apples?
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post #83 of 169
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And here I thought you loved my ramblings powerdoc.

I like cookies. And actually, my love of cookies really is kinda the problem I had(have) that led to the situation which led to that whole post.
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What? Were they "green" cookies?
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post #85 of 169
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Originally posted by Carol A
One time I had on pantyhose and a REALLY small pair of panties over them. Both made of slippery nylon. So, I was walking down the sidewalk at school, with a short skirt on, and suddenly have the strangest sensation around my mid upper-thighs. Yes, the panties had been working their way down with each step.

you wear the panties OVER the pantyhose???

i always wear the panties under them.. i could not stand how the pantyhose woudl feel .. well ..
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post #86 of 169
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Originally posted by tonton
Unless you're disgustingly stick-thin or very, very fat (in which case you probably wouldn't be wearing a mini-skirt), panties don't just slide down, no matter how slick they are. There's this thing called an ass that holds it up. I've never seen a pair of panties without a waist band.

i have never ever thought about wearing the panties OVER the pantyhose.

but then, i dont care how other women wear them.

have any of you guys ever seen a girl wearing them on that order?
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post #87 of 169
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Originally posted by Carol A
Okay, I was thinking of explaining that in the original post. There IS a reason, and a pretty good one, I think.

The thing is, when you put pantyhose on, you pull them up so the crotch of the pantyhose reaches where it should. But some pantyhose have the problem that the crotch doesn't stay up where it should, but instead tends to hover two inches too low - not a comfortable feeling...and hard to describe. So, with those particular pantyhose, I would wear the panties over them, so I could pull the panties up tight and force the pantyhose crotch to stay up where it should. Does that make any sense?

nope. not for me.

get panty hose that are of your size (by weight first, then by length.. so e.g. i get them of size that is smaller than the height suggests but the weight range of my height starts always from too high..)

frankly, i just can't imagine how the pantyhose would feel over there... i would probably hate it. the panties don't move around, they stay where they are. and pantyhose instead moves. yuk. no, i'm not going to try either.
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post #88 of 169
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Originally posted by tonton
My girlfriend almost exclusively wears low-waist t-back CK's (size S) that don't go over her hip bones, but wouldn't fall down even if she greased her ass with K-Y. Tight panties just don't fall down. They just don't.

XS does not fall either..
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post #89 of 169
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Originally posted by Carol A
The most sexual guy I know (a friend) says that happens to him when he drinks too much. So I wouldn't worry about it if I were you. He even told me he has faked orgasm a few times when he has drunk too much and knew nothing was going to happen. I thought it was really cool that he would tell me that. He's a great guy, and probably the world's best lover. Parades should be thrown in his honor. I'm completely serious. He's English.

I think it's lame when a guy is too drunk to ****.

Besides - what does the being drunk have to do with it???

*****

To my embarassing moments.. the first one that comes to mind, I was in a hospital, i was brang there are night, my lungs had basically crashed .. i had one of those famous on the other side experiences that nite. The next day my ex (who was the current at that time) came to see me .. he had been called so he came as soon as he could. He was there, in the room, staring me ... "YOU ARE WEARING BLUE SOCKS?????" as the first thing he said. Not "how are you" or anything. Just a note I was wearing blue socks. (with otherwise black clothes). Maybe the word 'embarassing' is not 100 % descriptive of that moment, as I wanted to really say him something (about how ridicule his comment was on that moment) but it really left me a fear of wearing anything (dark) blue with anything black on the same time.
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post #90 of 169
.....and that boys and girls (re: CoD's post) is why you don't sleep with more than one friend at a time, unless they're both there at once.

they're friends, they talk, and you lose. although in this case that didn't seem to slow you down any.
post #91 of 169
Unless of course you clear it with all parties ahead of time in an open, honest, communicative manner like adults.
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post #92 of 169
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Originally posted by Kickaha
Unless of course you clear it with all parties ahead of time in an open, honest, communicative manner like adults.

Not that I would know, never having been in a situation like that, but even if you talk it over with everyone, even if they are all there at the same time, someone will get pissed. That's about all I understand about women, someone will get pissed. Best to limit your partners to one at a time or to different people who don't know each other and have no chance of meeting.

Of course, you could go the easy route like I do: abstinence. Solves every problem.
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post #93 of 169
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Originally posted by DMBand0026
Not that I would know, never having been in a situation like that, but even if you talk it over with everyone, even if they are all there at the same time, someone will get pissed. That's about all I understand about women, someone will get pissed.

You really need to meet more women.
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post #94 of 169
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Originally posted by tonton
Unless you're disgustingly stick-thin or very, very fat (in which case you probably wouldn't be wearing a mini-skirt), panties don't just slide down, no matter how slick they are. There's this thing called an ass that holds it up. I've never seen a pair of panties without a waist band.

Okay, one last attempt at explanation. The panties in question were of the 'novelty' type, and were not from a standard manufacturer. My boyfriend (at the time) gave them to me because they had an 'apple for the teacher' appliqued to the front. They were cool, and one of a kind. But they were very small, and the elastic 'waist' band was thin. The waistband didn't hold up well under the abuse of dryer heat, and it lost its elasticity. I probably wouldn't even have worn them that day, but I imagine they were the last thing in the drawer, when I had neglected to do the laundry in a timely fashion. The low-riding pantyhose crotch is a problem I don't plan to waste any more words on.

I am not stick-thin or fat, but 'just right'; and my ass actually won the title of 'best ass on campus', in an informal contest held by a fairly large group of males. I wouldn't mention it, had it not become an issue in the 'panty' scenario. I wish I had never brought the whole thing up.
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post #95 of 169
Bet you feel embarrassed now, dont'ya?

I'm sorry I haven't really contributed to this thread. My embarrassing moments pale in comparison to some of those on this thread. Never been caught masturbating by anyone who would care. Never flashed anything in public (on accident, anyway). Shit my pants in school trying to fart when I was five, but lots of five year-olds do that, and honestly I didn't feel all that embarrassed.
post #96 of 169
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Originally posted by thuh Freak
reminds me of one of my baseball stories... gym class, and half the class goes to play basketball, while a select few play wiffle ball. this select few, of course, is not the best players, just us who were sick of basketball. so, i manage a base hit. the next batter sux. so i'm daydreaming, and leading slightly off the base. eventually he makes contact with the ball. i wake from my standing sleep and dive for the ball, and make a pretty amazing catch [by wiffle ball standards, at least]. it seems i woke to think i was fielding. being terrible at baseball, i throw it wildly at the first baseman, only mid throw do i realize i'm on the hitter's team. i think the whole play thoroughly confused everyone.




*tears roll of her checks*
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post #97 of 169
Okay, I am easily ebarrassed, so I don't keep close track. And most of my stories wouldn't sound like much to the average person.

But there was the time we were in Victoria, British Columbia on a little mini vacation and I needed to take my two girls to the restroom. I asked the waiteress for directions and she gave me a funny and amused look as she pointed the way. Then I caught myself, "Did I just ask for the potty?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "But it was cute."

Not all that amusing, but about all I'm willing to share.
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post #98 of 169
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Originally posted by Carol A
Okay, one last attempt at explanation. The panties in question were of the 'novelty' type, and were not from a standard manufacturer. My boyfriend (at the time) gave them to me because they had an 'apple for the teacher' appliqued to the front. They were cool, and one of a kind. But they were very small, and the elastic 'waist' band was thin. The waistband didn't hold up well under the abuse of dryer heat, and it lost its elasticity. I probably wouldn't even have worn them that day, but I imagine they were the last thing in the drawer, when I had neglected to do the laundry in a timely fashion. The low-riding pantyhose crotch is a problem I don't plan to waste any more words on.

I am not stick-thin or fat, but 'just right'; and my ass actually won the title of 'best ass on campus', in an informal contest held by a fairly large group of males. I wouldn't mention it, had it not become an issue in the 'panty' scenario. I wish I had never brought the whole thing up.

When most people make up storeis, they use awfully lot of words and explain too much. Never do that in customs or immigration officers, they might get suspicious. Appleinsiders obviously don't ..

How does the pantyhose feel when it touches 'there'? Even if I had just my bfs undies left to wear ( ) i'd STILL wear those under the pantyhose. 1) because I would RAELLY hate to feel the pantyhose there AND 2) because his underwear probably would drop down..
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post #99 of 169
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Originally posted by tonton
Bet you feel embarrassed now, dont'ya?

Who, me? Why should I feel embarrassed?

'Exasperated' is the word I would use.

I thought this would be a fun thread, but this last section has been nothing but a pain in the a$$.
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post #100 of 169
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Originally posted by Carol A
I thought this would be a fun thread, but this last section has been nothing but a pain in the a$$. [/B]

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post #101 of 169
so what exactly does "novelty" underwear mean?
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Originally posted by Giaguara
When most people make up storeis, they use awfully lot of words and explain too much. Never do that in customs or immigration officers, they might get suspicious. Appleinsiders obviously don't ..

How does the pantyhose feel when it touches 'there'? Even if I had just my bfs undies left to wear ( ) i'd STILL wear those under the pantyhose. 1) because I would RAELLY hate to feel the pantyhose there AND 2) because his underwear probably would drop down..

"When most people make up stories..."

Wow. You just won't let it go, will you?

At this point, I couldn't care less whether you believe my story or not. If I were going to 'make up' a story, it wouldn't have been a stupid one like my panty incident.

"How does the pantyhose feel when it touches 'there'?"

Why not take three minutes, put on some pantyhose, and see for yourself. Big surprise....it feels like nylon touching 'there'......not exactly a big deal, Giaguara.


PS Have you read Buon Rotto's comment in the office romances thread? Hehe. Just wondering.......
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post #103 of 169
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Humph.
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post #104 of 169
For the love of god, hive her a break, MOVE ON!


Who gives a s*** how does it feel 'down under', honestly...


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post #105 of 169
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Originally posted by piwozniak
For the love of god, hive her a break, MOVE ON!


Who gives a s*** how does it feel 'down under', honestly...



Thank you, Piwozniak. My sentiments exactly.
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post #106 of 169
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Originally posted by Carol A
Who, me? Why should I feel embarrassed?

'Exasperated' is the word I would use.

I thought this would be a fun thread, but this last section has been nothing but a pain in the a$$.

It is a good thread - one of my favourites over the past couple of weeks. My approach is that there is a lot of sh*t and a lot of interesting stuff on AO. Often the interesting ideas and the sh*t co-exist within a single thread, and sometimes even within a single post. There is nothing that says that you can't simply ignore the sh*t. And if you do, that leaves the interesting ideas.

Many people like your posts...and we hope that you still hang around here.
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post #107 of 169
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Originally posted by alcimedes
so what exactly does "novelty" underwear mean?

the first thing i thought of was "edible". but i didn't think people actually wore those for regular use.
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Originally posted by thuh Freak
the first thing i thought of was "edible". but i didn't think people actually wore those for regular use.


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post #109 of 169
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Originally posted by Chinney
It is a good thread - one of my favourites over the past couple of weeks. My approach is that there is a lot of sh*t and a lot of interesting stuff on AO. Often the interesting ideas and the sh*t co-exist within a single thread, and sometimes even within a single post. There is nothing that says that you can't simply ignore the sh*t. And if you do, that leaves the interesting ideas.

Many people like your posts...and we hope that you still hang around here.

Thank you, Chinney. I needed that.
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post #110 of 169
Chinney's just hoping you'll keep talking about your panties.





What happened to the embarrassing stories? How did we all get fixated on Carol's undies? WHAT'S WRONG WITH US!?



Oh, right, we're geeks.

Carry on.
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post #111 of 169
I have just sent an email to my girlfriend's parents that reads, quite simply:

**** OFF

only without the stars,

It was a joke. It was an accident. I've just had to send a couple of damage-limitation emails to follow it, saying "disregard the email that precedes this one. Delete it" in the subject line.

This happened not five minutes ago.
post #112 of 169
Hey, you know how you know that are geek... :-)

I was on my way to work, and heard few dudes talking about uploading jpgs to their ftp server and login being rejected, then it hit me. I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT, this is embarrassing, i'm a geek.

...

(Luckily this Sunday we're going to hit the slopes, drink few beers and shoot the s***, so this will un-geek me for a short moment)

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post #113 of 169
i got another, its not terrible, because i'm sure it happened to many people, and luckily most of the class wasn't paying attention. i was a youngin, and christmas time was rolling around. being a catholic school, we kids had to do the manger scene and all. so, teach says, "who wants to be mary?" and the prettiest girl in class (coincidentally named mary), raises her hand and is picked. to sieve out the chosen from the unwashed masses, teacher tells mary to stand in front of the class. i throw my hand up immediately as the teacher says "who wants to be joseph?" only to notice shortly after that i had become aroused. i quickly drop my hand, so as not to be called up to the front of class with my raging hormones. too late, of course, "to the front of the class Mr. [thuh freak]". a diversion rises on the other side of the class, so i delay my horrid walk forward trying to distract myself with unsexy thoughts ("marget thatcher on a cold day, naked." [repeat]). this, of course, is futile. i managed to stand awkwardly and misangled, minimizing my exposure to the class. only mary saw, methinks.

another one from the old grade school days was noticed. we're watching some educational movie garbage, and the friends and i are talking the whole time. "[thuh freak], shut up" and "if you don't stop talking and start watching this [education movie], [thuh freak], i'm going to send you to the prinicipal." so i straighten up. but i let out a big, involuntary fart. not everyone notices, just the group around me, and they are all laughing and such. teacher sends me to the principal as the class then laughs at me. not so bad when i write it out, but i was pretty darned embarassed when it happened.
post #114 of 169
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Originally posted by Kickaha
Chinney's just hoping you'll keep talking about your panties.





What happened to the embarrassing stories? How did we all get fixated on Carol's undies? WHAT'S WRONG WITH US!?



Oh, right, we're geeks.

Carry on.



Ahem.

Public service announcement:

Never shall another syllable pass my lips regarding the aforementioned undergarment (for at least the duration of the current millennium).


PS I seem to feel my sense of humor starting to return. Thanks, Kickaha.
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post #115 of 169
Yer welcome.

In high school I was, well, a geek. 6'3", 145 lbs, awkward, clumsy, glasses... stereotype right out of an 80's teen film.

Every home football game there was a bake sale to raise money for some club or another, and invariably there was a raffle for a cake. One cold Nov night, I finally won one. Big double-fudge-chocolate three layer biggun. Mmmmm.

I carried it back up to the stands, and was sitting next to a girl I had this huge crush on, when another girl said "Oh that sucks, there's a loogie on it!" "Where?" I say, peering at it closely...

(You can guess what's coming next, can't you?)

...when said second girl pushes my face down into it.

In the stands.

On a cold Nov night.

No water to clean up, no towels, nothing. The restrooms were at the far end of the bleachers, so I had to walk in front of *everyone* in town (small town) to go clean up.



Years later the second girl apologized and said that she'd felt bad about that for years. At the time though... I was pretty mortified.
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post #116 of 169
^ that one takes the cake. *rimshot*
post #117 of 169
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Years later the second girl apologized and said that she'd felt bad about that for years.

perfect. you should definately be able to score with her at your highschool reunion now.

just get her drinking, tell her how you had a crush on her, then go over that story again.

she'll feel all bad and ask you how she can make it up to you. go from there.
post #118 of 169
Are you kidding? How do you think I got her to apologize in the first place?

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post #119 of 169
CoD:

I just printed that story out and mailed it to your parents.

Mr. and Mrs. E will be shocked! SHOCKED I SAY!
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post #120 of 169
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CoD:

I just printed that story out and mailed it to your parents.

Mr. and Mrs. E will be shocked! SHOCKED I SAY!

Yes only 5 girls, it's a pity
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