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post #1 of 13
2/2/04 at 9:31pm
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CNN-Pet Custody

Just when think there aren't enough stupid people on this planet, lawyers go and prove you wrong.

Courts are now treating animals more like children and when couples divorce are assigning each person custody of the pet with visitation times and days.

I have no doubt that if pet support hasn't already been awarded, it soon will be.

What's next?!?!

Nick

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

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post #2 of 13
2/2/04 at 9:34pm
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Duh, treating children like pets.

Oh, wait, that already happens. Nevermind.
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post #3 of 13
2/3/04 at 1:40am
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Originally posted by trumptman
CNN-Pet Custody

Just when think there aren't enough stupid people on this planet, lawyers go and prove you wrong.

Courts are now treating animals more like children and when couples divorce are assigning each person custody of the pet with visitation times and days.

I have no doubt that if pet support hasn't already been awarded, it soon will be.

What's next?!?!

Nick

Custody for G5 computers
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post #4 of 13
2/3/04 at 5:02am
Shared property.
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post #5 of 13
2/3/04 at 9:23am
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Originally posted by trumptman
CNN-Pet Custody

Just when think there aren't enough stupid people on this planet, lawyers go and prove you wrong.

Courts are now treating animals more like children and when couples divorce are assigning each person custody of the pet with visitation times and days.

I have no doubt that if pet support hasn't already been awarded, it soon will be.

What's next?!?!

Nick


Kitty-napping and dog-napping almost certainly. And emotional damage suits filed once the thieving ex-spouse is caught! Justice I say, JUSTICE! As for pet support, that's been going on for a while. But that's not even in the same ballpark as "shared pet custody."

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post #6 of 13
2/3/04 at 5:38pm

Don't know what else to say about this one.
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post #7 of 13
2/3/04 at 5:42pm
Stop being so damn confusing.

I thought that the alternate party was interested in the spare catalytic converter. You know, the one you keep in the garage to install whenever you have to pass smog.

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post #8 of 13
2/3/04 at 5:49pm
dude, that's just dumb
I think I think...therefore, I think I am.

We get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens only a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more...
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I think I think...therefore, I think I am.

We get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens only a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more...
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post #9 of 13
2/3/04 at 5:52pm
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Don't know what else to say about this one.

Is this an optical illusion or are those heads not shaking in the same time? I've been staring at it for 2 minutes now. Too much acid in college I guess.
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post #10 of 13
2/3/04 at 5:57pm
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So what do we call the man or woman who doesn't pay their pet support in a timely manner?

Suggestions?

Nick

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post #11 of 13
2/3/04 at 8:03pm
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Originally posted by trumptman
So what do we call the man or woman who doesn't pay their pet support in a timely manner?

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Nick

A pussy hater.

 

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post #12 of 13
2/3/04 at 9:25pm
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A pussy hater.

Road Kill?

Nick

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

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post #13 of 13
2/3/04 at 10:27pm
Deadpet Dad

or

"you don't. you call the SPCA"

Ba-dum bump tink. I'll be here all week.
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