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post #1 of 24
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iPod Used In Domestic Homicide

Holy crap! This is unreal! I like iPod publicity as much as the next guy, but this is pretty bad.

Have a look at some of the other news links on the left... what is the world coming to?
post #2 of 24
The guy must have been pretty wimpy to not be able to lay the smack down on his ho...
post #3 of 24
Yes, the egg is on my face. Well done murbot.
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post #4 of 24
That's...messed.
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post #5 of 24
Poor iPod. I hope it still works. When the police are done questioning the iPod, send it to me fore some TLC.
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post #6 of 24
it might have saved his life if he'd just bought the mini.
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It took him a while to die, Dr. Klamut said. She must have stabbed him 40 to 80 times with that iPod. His death was not instantaneous, thats for sure

It certainly wouldn't be instantaneous if you're trying to stab someone to death with a blunt object
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post #8 of 24
...surreal.


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post #9 of 24
WoW!!!

I like how under related news they plug the iPod mini.
post #10 of 24
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At least they're being responsible and not plugging the 40GB iPod... the extra weight makes them much more suitable for bludgeoning people to death with.
post #11 of 24
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...evidence suggested the murder was the result of a domestic dispute after Pulaski erased the contents of Mathers iPod.

Um...couldn't she have just plugged it back into the computer and reloaded everything? Maybe he'd erased all that, too. Methinks there was more going on in this relationship than just some erased songs. I'd HOPE that, at least.

I bet the thing still plays, though. \
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post #12 of 24
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That thing would fetch a premium on eBay.
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"It took him a while to die."

That story made my day.
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post #14 of 24
i think the "related news" link to buying an ipod is very ... interesting in that page.



i wonder how'd she explained HOW the ipod quit working if it broke and she had to talk to apple care...
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post #15 of 24
I love satire.
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post #16 of 24
yeah... satire is fun...
post #17 of 24
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yeah... satire is fun...

much more fun when you don't point it out though.....
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post #18 of 24
Swear to god...I clicked on the "US" link button and this 404 page loaded saying...

"This page cannot get laid.

The page you are looking for cannot get laid and so it's currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing gas, genital warts or may need to put on sexy lingerie and adjust its browser settings."

Hilarious. So this site is bullshit right? CNN could sue them for web design infringment (or sumthin' like that...)

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post #19 of 24
Oh yea it does! Most of them link to the same thing except the first button.

EDIT: Made a link HERE
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post #20 of 24
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Originally posted by murbot
That thing would fetch a premium on eBay.

Someone in Nigeria has 14 units of this bloody iPod for sale!
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Oh yea it does! Most of them link to the same thing except the first button.

EDIT: Made a link HERE

Heh. Thanks. I didn't read the other shit. Thought it was the same bullshit "refresh" routine...

Web Developers are such a humorous lot...

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post #22 of 24
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It took him a while to die, Dr. Klamut said. She must have stabbed him 40 to 80 times with that iPod. His death was not instantaneous, thats for sure

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post #23 of 24
...does this mean that I could use my Apple Pro Speakers as a bolas?

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post #24 of 24
I just pictured Ellen Feiss saying "It took him a while to die" in her "It was a really good paper" voice.
Bingo- New iPod commercial.
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