Originally posted by pfflam
I witnessed something ugly today . . . a new Republican tactic that is insidious and dirty and probably very effective:
OMG, were they using chalk spray paint to write on sidewalks again?
I went with my daughter up to a small zoo in Chippewa Falls, just outside of Eau Claire Wisconsin. Bush is going to visit Chpewa Falls tomorrow.
Those bastards. They made you take your daughter to the zoo... and in Wisconsin. These Republicans are obviously evil mind controllers.
I took my daughter to a nice mom-and-pop style Ice-Cream parlor, which we go to whenever we go to that small zoo. It was packed.
In comes five middle-aged big white dudes who are clearly well off, they swagger around and pretend to be locals . . . they take up two booths and commence to shout to each other one RNC Talking Point cliche after another, mixed with Anti-Democrat slurs and stupendously stupid cliche sound bites . . . they did this non-stop for about an hour , making sure that people had to overhear their displeasure with the evil Liberals and love for the last four years of Bush's triumphant leadership consequences . . . they could still be doing it for all I know, I left . . .
My god, what idiots. I mean they totally blew it by looking well off. Obviously no one in Wisconsin could be well off. Then they go to the ice cream parlor. They must be truly evil. I know that all evil political types go straight for the ice cream shops for they are well known to be the central nervous system for community influence and control.
They did it for an hour as well?!?! Well I hope you are packing your belongings. By now they have probably convinced that entire community to shoot left leaning folks like yourself on sight. They probably offered sprinkles on the ice cream of any person who can show them a dead liberal or terrorist since they are both the same.
It is a sickening thing to witness: they clearly were NOT merely local people who happened to also be Republicans . . . I wish I knew who they were so I could have called their bluff!!
You probably tried to question them, but obviously their evil mind control rays were preventing you from thinking clearly. You probably have several forms of cancer as a result as well.
Things like this make me think that the Republicans will win: dirty little insidious strategies where they insinuate their lobotomized sound-bite messages to ordinary people through every channel possible, whether it be yelling heads on the radio, TV, newspapers etc or through dirty trick strategies like this or through funded church operations.
Yeah why can't they be decent folks and just pick up the homeless off the streets and drive them to the voting booth to vote like other parties. They could even offer them beer before taking them back to their benches. That is what the decent types do to influence elections.
And of course none of their statements were insightful and all of them sounded like they were mere shouts toned down to talking level . . .
Shouts toned down to talking level.... that would make them talking shouters! OMG, these are the evilist of the most evil. Don't they know that when they mention anything about Bush they are supposed to go inside their appointed cage. Didn't these guys get the memo from the Boston convention?!?
I'm glad you made it out alive Pfflam. You probably didn't even get to enjoy the ice cream!