I read the news, oh boy
About a lucky man who got his 72 raisins
Some thought the news was rather sad
But as I saw the Nike shirts -
my cola squirt
They blew his body from the car
He didn't notice that the rules had changed
A swarm of Paleos swarmed and grabbed
They'd seen his face before,
Nobody was really sure if he was from Hammas or Hezbollah.
I saw a film today, oh boy
The Bushitler neocons had caused the war
A crowd of sheeple rushed to pay
But I refused to look
Having read a book
I love the internet...
Woke up, fell out of bed,
Fed the dogs and pet their heads
Found my way downstairs and read the blogs,
And looking up I noticed I was late.
Got the car and dashed to work
Making girls to win the war
Found my way upstairs, logged on the net,
Saw a post and thought about a song
I read the news today, oh boy
Three thousand dead in Manhattan
And though some say that's rather small
They couldn't count them all,
And some people still think that it's all their fault.
I'd love to drown them all...