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The RUMOR of all RUMORS!!!

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America outraged when Steve Jobs was arrested on J7 after confessing to WTC attacks to a live audience! Jobs trained suicide terrorist to fly, using his private jet and G5 powered iMac LCD running flight simulators! Box cutters were concealed in the yet to be released in iPod and smuggled on planes and used by terrorists! Which have never been recovered...?

Before being arrested at the MWSF conference Jobs said "I hate towers, my cube was the future! This is my REVENGE!"

A CIA chief reported "We've always had our suspicions about Steve, it was the beard and secrecy that gave him away! We'll lock him up for good!"

Top that - if you dare!!!
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am I the only one that finds that a little out of line?

eh, I'll shut up...
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future hardware? come on people....
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this is future hardware?
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[quote]Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
<strong>America outraged when Steve Jobs was arrested on J7 after confessing to WTC attacks to a live audience! Jobs trained suicide terrorist to fly, using his private jet and G5 powered iMac LCD running flight simulators! Box cutters were concealed in the yet to be released in iPod and smuggled on planes and used by terrorists! Which have never been recovered...?

Before being arrested at the MWSF conference Jobs said "I hate towers, my cube was the future! This is my REVENGE!"

A CIA chief reported "We've always had our suspicions about Steve, it was the beard and secrecy that gave him away! We'll lock him up for good!"

Top that - if you dare!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

You are a complete ass. I can't believe you even have the balls to post this. How low can you get?

Mod please lock this thread ASAP. Thanks

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