I think that we should
1. Invade Iran, break the back of the
religious government, remove nukes,
reinforce secular government.
2. Invade Syria, general ass kicking all round,
remove troops from Lebanon
3. Split off southern Iraq as a new
Shite democratic state
4. Combine Northern Iraq and western Iran to
make a new democratic Kurdish state.
Arm the kurds to the teeth, to stop the
Turks from getting any smart ideas.
5. Combine what is left of Iraq with Syria
to form Persia.
6. Convince the Chineese to invade North Korea,
remove nukes, and hand over the country to
the South Koreans. The Chineese would do this
because it must suck to have Kim Jong Il as
7. Pepper the whole middle east with armed forces
bases, move all troops there from Europe.
8. Form Japan, Korea, Taiwon, Australia, etc into a
self defense league, so that they are safe from
China, and then pull out all US forces.
9. Support the formation of an African superpower
("Carthage"), which would merge all the itsy bitsy
countries into a single country.
10. Same with South America.
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