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post #321 of 326
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Originally posted by segovius
I heard a funny joke today:
First lunatic fundie: God just spoke to me !
Second lunatic fundie: I did no such thing !

Sounds like the fundie American South.
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post #322 of 326
Someone e-mailed me a funny joke today:


An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.

Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the roof, and her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. "I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
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post #323 of 326
One more question before I go.

Why did god only write 3, 2 or 1 book(s) (depending on your faith)?
Is he short of words?
or just omniimpotent?
post #324 of 326
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Originally posted by jamac
omniimpotent?

Gangs are not seen as legitimate, because they don't have control over public schools.
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Gangs are not seen as legitimate, because they don't have control over public schools.
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post #325 of 326
Its all a big test
or should I say: The Big-Test . . . you see, you're thrown in here . . . heading relentlessly towards death and if, at the end of the whole shebang, you believe that dinasaurs actually existed and weren't props in the Big-Test, then you get a D minus and go to hell for ever and ever and ever and ever
"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
--George W Bush

"Narrative is what starts to happen after eight minutes
--Franklin Miller.

"Nothing...

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"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
--George W Bush

"Narrative is what starts to happen after eight minutes
--Franklin Miller.

"Nothing...

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post #326 of 326
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Originally posted by pfflam
Its all a big test
or should I say: The Big-Test . . . you see, you're thrown in here . . . heading relentlessly towards death and if, at the end of the whole shebang, you believe that dinasaurs actually existed and weren't props in the Big-Test, then you get a D minus and go to hell for ever and ever and ever and ever

...pity party, anyone?

In our desire to impose form on the world we have lost the capacity to see the form that is there;
and in that lies not liberation but alienation, the cutting off from things as they really are. --...

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In our desire to impose form on the world we have lost the capacity to see the form that is there;
and in that lies not liberation but alienation, the cutting off from things as they really are. --...

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