This is the age of believing unbelievable things which have been proved wrong conclusively (and even outright lies) so I bow to the inevitable and join the ranks of the 'believers' - obviously I can't do this is a politico-religious way as I am trying to kick the habit but I am prepared to do my duty and pay at least some lip-service to consensus reality.
It seems that an Australian Oceanographic Survey has discovered a reef made up of millions of disposed condoms in the mid Pacific.
The mass was discovered by the Australian Oceanographic Laboratory Outpost on Macquarie Island in the South Pacific. Scientists there explained that the accumulation, which consists almost exclusively of condoms, is explained by a principle of physics called like aggregation. Like aggregation is caused by the massing of similar objects due to ocean currents and winds, the response of the objects to the earths magnetic field, and other factors.
This can't be good can it ?