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Mr. Ballmer is Irritated.

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post #2 of 27
Man, he's ugly.
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post #3 of 27
He needs to take some lessons from Bob Knight, you only toss chairs when you ARE on naional TV, we all want the video!
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post #4 of 27
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Originally posted by Gene Clean
Man, he's ugly.

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Shout it! Shout it out loud!
I'm gonna F---ing kill Google!

(Apologies to KISS)

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post #5 of 27
The cyber monkey dance video is amazing.
It's seems that he was under crack

Comparing to Bill Gates, he is a joke.
post #6 of 27
Powerdoc,

I beleive the expression is "on crack". 'Under Crack' conjures vague images of smothering...
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post #7 of 27
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Originally posted by Matsu
Powerdoc,

I beleive the expression is "on crack". 'Under Crack' conjures vague images of smothering...

My bad, you are right Matsu, thanks for your teaching.
post #8 of 27
After reading this quote:

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In an interview with BusinessWeek, back in October 2004, Apple CEO Steve Jobs basically explained what's happening at Microsoft: "How are monopolies lost? One day, the monopoly expires for whatever reason. But by then the best product people have left, or they're no longer listened to... Who usually ends up running the show? The sales guy... And so the company goes through this tumultuous time, and it either survives or it doesn't... Look at Microsoft -- who's running Microsoft? Right, the sales guy. Case closed."

And watching this video:

http://www.ntk.net/media/dancemonkeyboy.mpg

It all makes sense. I've reached Zen.
post #9 of 27
People. You don´t need to have Ballmer.

He actually came across as an nice guy in "Triumph of the nerds". AT least he has the honesty to say they (him and Gates) was lucky to be at the right place at the right time. Never expect that from Jobs.
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post #10 of 27
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Originally posted by Anders
People. You don´t need to have Ballmer.

He actually came across as an nice guy in "Triumph of the nerds". AT least he has the honesty to say they (him and Gates) was lucky to be at the right place at the right time. Never expect that from Jobs.

I don't want to be silly, but SJ is a true visionnaire. I would hate to boss with such a man, but he is a genius.
Gates is a genius in busisness, Ballmer is the sale guys, able to do whatever stupidity in order to sales things, Steve jobs is the man, of the Mac, I mac and I pod.
Case closed
post #11 of 27
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Originally posted by Powerdoc
I don't want to be silly, but SJ is a true visionnaire. I would hate to boss with such a man, but he is a genius.
Gates is a genius in busisness, Ballmer is the sale guys, able to do whatever stupidity in order to sales things, Steve jobs is the man, of the Mac, I mac and I pod.
Case closed


I have never been inspired by people like Ballmer. He's too used car salesish.
post #12 of 27
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Originally posted by ThinkingDifferent
I have never been inspired by people like Ballmer. He's too used car salesish.

You are right this way to sell is not very good, at least to my eyes.
post #13 of 27
When asked to explain S.B. in a college essay, and I really didn't know what his job is... I explained that he's the person Microsoft pays to scare small children. I got an A just because it made the professor laugh.
I never get tired of being right all the time... but I do get tired of having to prove it to you again and again.
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post #14 of 27
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Originally posted by Not Unlike Myself
When asked to explain S.B. in a college essay, and I really didn't know what his job is... I explained that he's the person Microsoft pays to scare small children. I got an A just because it made the professor laugh.

post #15 of 27
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Originally posted by ThinkingDifferent
After reading this quote:

And watching this video:

http://www.ntk.net/media/dancemonkeyboy.mpg

It all makes sense. I've reached Zen.

I have seen that video a dozen times, but when I watched it this time I heard him say "COME ON! GIVE IT UP FOR ME!"

Does anyone know what event he spoke at after he finished dancing?
post #16 of 27
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Originally posted by troberts
I have seen that video a dozen times, but when I watched it this time I heard him say "COME ON! GIVE IT UP FOR ME!"

Does anyone know what event he spoke at after he finished dancing?

At the very end of the video he states "I love working for this company". This gave me the impression that he was giving a pep talk to MS employees.
post #17 of 27
Or perhaps to developers?
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cou;dnt have been developers, or he would have chanted devlopers, developers, developers
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The real question is: Ballmer than what?

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post #20 of 27
ahh...give him a break...he obviously doesn't get enough sex at home.

not to mention he has to sell a crappy product...for a crappy company...
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post #21 of 27
This video has been beaten into the ground already, but since we're pointing stuff out, the fat fuck gets winded really easily, and doesn't seem to recover.

Also, see where he's running across the stage, hurts his foot, and then skips around in a circle until he recovers the full strength of his girlish squeals.

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post #22 of 27
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Originally posted by bergz
This video has been beaten into the ground already, but since we're pointing stuff out, the fat fuck gets winded really easily, and doesn't seem to recover.

Also, see where he's running across the stage, hurts his foot, and then skips around in a circle until he recovers the full strength of his girlish squeals.

--B

well said
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post #23 of 27
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Originally posted by mynamehere
well said

Call 'em as I see 'em. And, yeah, he wants them to give it up for him. What was he thinking? His wife doesn't even give it up for him.

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post #24 of 27
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MMMMMMmmmmm ahhhhhhhhh.

Nothing like a thread full of Microsoft bashing.


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post #25 of 27
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Originally posted by mynamehere
ahh...give him a break...he obviously doesn't get enough sex at home.

You would be surprised...
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post #26 of 27
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Originally posted by Anders
You would be surprised...

Yeah, but he would be worn out after 15 seconds...
post #27 of 27
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Originally posted by ThinkingDifferent
Yeah, but he would be worn out after 15 seconds...

If he gets his thing done... then the wifey can count the money instead.
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