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I hate to break this news to you but.....

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there is no Santa Claus.

This part was so dramatic. I can just imagine the tramatized six year old intoning this as if her lifeforce has been drained.

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The teacher stopped reading and told us no one comes down the chimney, Jamey said, curling into a ball on the couch, bracing her chin on her knees, her voice shrinking away like melting ice cream. She said our parents buy the presents, not Santa.

This part is humorous....

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Since the issue involves personnel, Bell said Monday, there is little he can say about the incident, adding that it has not been determined if any disciplinary action is warranted against Farrisi.

Bell said he was aware that several parents have expressed concerns about the incident.

He also noted that the handling of Santa Claus isnt covered in the school code.

We do not have a Santa Claus policy, he said. Its unfortunate, but I really cant say anything about it.

I look forward to the future Santa Claus policy.

Welcome our new overlords...

Nick

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

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post #2 of 12
They have schools in central Pennsylvania?
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Originally posted by trumptman
Welcome our new overlords...

Our new overloads are substitute elementary school music teachers in central PA?
Gangs are not seen as legitimate, because they don't have control over public schools.
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Gangs are not seen as legitimate, because they don't have control over public schools.
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post #5 of 12
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Originally posted by midwinter
Our new overloads are substitute elementary school music teachers in central PA?

No the overlords are those who will create the Santa Claus policy.

Nick

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

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post #6 of 12
Is this a new front in the wider War on Christmas?

Do what you will, but harm none.

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Do what you will, but harm none.

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post #7 of 12
No Santa?

Whatever.



My nephews about died from excitement when they saw this for the first time a couple years ago.
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Living life in glorious 4G HD (with a 2GB data cap).
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Originally posted by chris v
Is this a new front in the wider War on Christmas?

It's their secret weapon, next they'll tell us that there is little differnece between using Mistletoe to get a kiss or the date rape drug GHB.
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When I looked up "Ninjas" in Thesaurus.com, it said "Ninja's can't be found" Well played Ninjas, well played.
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post #9 of 12
oh please can it. the simple fact is that the woman's a dick for a.) ruining the magic on her own and b.) not letting the parents decides when, if ever, they decide to reveal the truth, or let it reveal itself over time. and there was never anything said that there will BE a "santa claus policy," just that there wasn't one. you inferred the "...yet." in your own head all on your own. real cheap heat, there.
When you're lovers in a dangerous time,
You're made to feel as if your love's a crime.
Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight.
Gotta kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight.

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When you're lovers in a dangerous time,
You're made to feel as if your love's a crime.
Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight.
Gotta kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight.

-...
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post #10 of 12
My Kindergarten teacher told us there is no Santa Clause and I was crushed. I went to a "fire and brimstone" Baptist school so anything that might have gotten more attention than God was leaning toward the Devil so they felt justified in making sure I knew "the truth".
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Originally posted by troberts
My Kindergarten teacher told us there is no Santa Clause and I was crushed. I went to a "fire and brimstone" Baptist school so anything that might have gotten more attention than God was leaning toward the Devil so they felt justified in making sure I knew "the truth".

The way you quote "the truth" almost makes it seem you now do believe in SC. Heh.
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Originally posted by Outsider
The way you quote "the truth" almost makes it seem you now do believe in SC. Heh.

No seriously South Carolina (SC) does exist I've been there twice.
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When I looked up "Ninjas" in Thesaurus.com, it said "Ninja's can't be found" Well played Ninjas, well played.
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