Originally posted by addabox
What, no giddy hysteria over the coming of the Gillette Fusion?
Count 'em, five blades, and another single blade on the flip side for, you know, shaving. that being the "fusion" part, since I guess "cobbled together" didn't test well.
Is there an upper limit to the number of blades they'll put on these things? Why not six? Ten?
I demand a razor with 27 blades with a powered pump that squirts shaving gel and vibration and lasers!
I want my blades to be marvels of complex engineering and cost 8 bucks apiece! My face deserves no less!
While the 5-bladed razor is funny, can someone tell me what the battery powered version does?! My guess is that it cuts your face up and disfigures you. I don't know about you, but I don't want a battery-powered blade razor.
Besides don't get stuck on the number-of-blades myth. Competing razors may have less blades but they cut more efficiently.
My guess is that next year Gillette will release LazrBlayd (TM), using the amazing power of lasers to shave! Be all the man you can be!!