...although I'm sure we have a few naysayers here, not to mention plenty of Republicans in government, who are up to the challenge!
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science....ap/index.html
One Republican who apparently doesn't have his head completely up his ass about this, a House rep. from NY, Sherwood Boehlert (from the northeast, gotta be a "RINO"
) commissioned this report.
But of course, since this is science and not religion, the report and the research behind it are certain to be studded with words and phrases such as "likely", "probably", "according to the best available data" -- all of which translate into Right Wingerese as "I only have to pay attention if I want to, and I don't want to".
Maybe I should just relax. It's only possibly a global disaster. Probably isn't happening. Probably isn't our fault if it is happening. Probably won't be that bad if it does happen, and maybe we can't do anything about it anyway. I'm sure I can dig up something someone said somewhere that there's nothing to worry about, and since no one will be able to absolutely completely refute that person, and that'll be good enough for me.
No, no let's not rush into anything rash that might have untold terrible side effects like reducing our dependence on foreign oil, conserving natural resources, and making the air cleaner -- but just to be on the safe side, let's commission a few more reports instead.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science....ap/index.html
Quote:
The National Academy of Sciences, reaching that conclusion in a broad review of scientific work requested by Congress, reported Thursday that the "recent warmth is unprecedented for at least the last 400 years and potentially the last several millennia."
A panel of top climate scientists told lawmakers that the Earth is running a fever and that "human activities are responsible for much of the recent warming." Their 155-page report said average global surface temperatures in the Northern Hemisphere rose about 1 degree during the 20th century.
A panel of top climate scientists told lawmakers that the Earth is running a fever and that "human activities are responsible for much of the recent warming." Their 155-page report said average global surface temperatures in the Northern Hemisphere rose about 1 degree during the 20th century.
One Republican who apparently doesn't have his head completely up his ass about this, a House rep. from NY, Sherwood Boehlert (from the northeast, gotta be a "RINO"
) commissioned this report.But of course, since this is science and not religion, the report and the research behind it are certain to be studded with words and phrases such as "likely", "probably", "according to the best available data" -- all of which translate into Right Wingerese as "I only have to pay attention if I want to, and I don't want to".
Maybe I should just relax. It's only possibly a global disaster. Probably isn't happening. Probably isn't our fault if it is happening. Probably won't be that bad if it does happen, and maybe we can't do anything about it anyway. I'm sure I can dig up something someone said somewhere that there's nothing to worry about, and since no one will be able to absolutely completely refute that person, and that'll be good enough for me.
No, no let's not rush into anything rash that might have untold terrible side effects like reducing our dependence on foreign oil, conserving natural resources, and making the air cleaner -- but just to be on the safe side, let's commission a few more reports instead.
We were once so close to heaven
Peter came out and gave us medals
Declaring us the nicest of the damned -- They Might Be Giants See the stars at skyviewcafe.com
Peter came out and gave us medals
Declaring us the nicest of the damned -- They Might Be Giants See the stars at skyviewcafe.com
We were once so close to heaven
Peter came out and gave us medals
Declaring us the nicest of the damned -- They Might Be Giants See the stars at skyviewcafe.com
Peter came out and gave us medals
Declaring us the nicest of the damned -- They Might Be Giants See the stars at skyviewcafe.com










The sad thing is how many common folk actually fall for the story.