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Jessica Simpson Silenced... At Long Last

post #1 of 15
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This is too perfect...

" She can talk, she can croak out a few sentences. She sounds a little off, but, you know, she can't sing."

http://www.thedeadbolt.com/news/1116...onsilenced.php

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post #2 of 15
She could sing in a Papua New Guinea language for all I care...

Didn't you see "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" video?
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post #3 of 15
Like Guybrush, I don't care if she can't sing. I have always wanted to see more of her.
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post #4 of 15
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Originally Posted by Guybrush Threepwood

She could sing in a Papua New Guinea language for all I care...

Didn't you see "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" video?

I gotta say, short blonds with fake tits aren't my cup of tee. I always thought that casting her as daisy duke was crime against nature. Daisy Duke is a tall, leggy, and has brown hair damn it
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post #5 of 15
Jessica's boobs aren't fake...

Edit: I have seen video of her prior to her becoming famous... they were large then...
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post #6 of 15
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Originally Posted by Flounder

I gotta say, short blonds with fake tits aren't my cup of tee. I always thought that casting her as daisy duke was crime against nature. Daisy Duke is a tall, leggy, and has brown hair damn it

You bite your tongue. Jessica Simpson is not a kook. She is a brave and decent woman. Jessica Simpson is a pioneer!
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post #7 of 15
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Originally Posted by Guybrush Threepwood

Jessica Simpson is a pioneer!

Yes, a pioneer of engineering, the fact that protools and/or Logic can make her sound tolarable is truly revolutionary...but like any guy here, I'd hit that
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You can't quantify how much I don't care -- Bob Kevoian of the Bob and Tom Show.
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post #8 of 15
Hmmm....

So you boys really are juvenille and condescending behind our backs....
as well as all the other things you'd like to be while you're there.
post #9 of 15
Is it really juvenile to realize that a woman who is profoundly unattractive but with a great singing voice gets nowhere, but much more attractive women with borderline terrible voices sell platinum records?

In our 'i'd hit that' posts we are revealing the fundamental tendencies of greater society to weigh the physical 'talents' of an individual over their real talents.

Regardless, welcome to AI, I hope you enjoy your stay!
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post #10 of 15
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Originally Posted by Flounder

I gotta say, short blonds with fake tits aren't my cup of tee.

I wish I could be that selective.

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Originally Posted by hardeeharhar

Jessica's boobs aren't fake...

Edit: I have seen video of her prior to her becoming famous... they were large then...

There's some evidence she's had some work done.
post #11 of 15
i personally can't stand her music, but saying she can't sing is a bit much. the girl can sing. now her sister on the hand is totally devoid of talent.
post #12 of 15
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Originally Posted by ShawnJ

There's some evidence she's had some work done.

Alright, let's hear it. I need details...
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post #13 of 15
She allegedly got a boob lift and then implants.
post #14 of 15
Curse you ShawnJ, Curse you...
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post #15 of 15
I am not convinced by those images at all.
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