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ops, typo - British
post #2 of 86
Yes. All true in my experience. x--x


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post #3 of 86
I'm not sure if Britain was ever great in the ladies department. Newcastle is supposedly the worst of the worst. I like the first photo of the she-thing in the Newcastle shirt with the high-as-a-kite girl in the unfocused background.

So Copse. . . were you the one with the camera? If so, when can I come visit you in Sweden?
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post #4 of 86
Fuck...

They need a Mac World Expo in Sweeden!

Hey Copse, do the girls like Americans? I went to Brazil last summer, it was my first foreign trip, it was like fishing with dynamite...

When's the best time to go?
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post #5 of 86
Yeah that's just ridiculous.

Seriously.
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WTF?

Are those two Laurel and Hardy on the right?
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post #7 of 86
oo bbrr ooo help ooOOOooo bbrrrggrrllomble - puke ....
post #8 of 86
Those english girls are really really scary.. unfortunately the only reinforce my own experience in the matter, having travelled in both countries many times.
post #9 of 86
Though I have british blood im voting Sweedish. WOW!
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post #10 of 86
OK. I must admit bias here because my last girlfriend was Norwegian and my current girlfriend is Danish so I officially have A Thing for Scandies. Also, my last British-born girlfriend was 1995.

However. Here they're comparing the most chi-chi club in the whole of Sweden, which is about as appearance-obsessed as country can be, with a dangerous, terrifying beer-cavern in the city of Newcastle. Not comparing like with like.

Having said that, these pictures are fucking hilarious and we all know they're accurate.
post #11 of 86
Hassan,

What's with all the black eyes and the bloody noses in the British bar?
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Hassan,

What's with all the black eyes and the bloody noses in the British bar?

Sorry about that.
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Hassan,

What's with all the black eyes and the bloody noses in the British bar?

Chav foreplay.
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post #14 of 86
I'm moving to sweden.

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Hassan,

What's with all the black eyes and the bloody noses in the British bar?


Ruggers after a game.
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post #16 of 86
I actually seem to get more beat up and injured playing soccer (football) than rugby. Then again, in rugby I played mostly wing, which never really gets stuck in the middle of a pile of violent thugs.
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I actually seem to get more beat up and injured playing soccer (football) than rugby. Then again, in rugby I played mostly wing, which never really gets stuck in the middle of a pile of violent thugs.

What kind of football (soccer) do you play Spline? There's no way you should be hurtin' after a soccer game more than a rugby game.

Then again, who knows how you Ivy League dudes play...
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What kind of football (soccer) do you play Spline? There's no way you should be hurtin' after a soccer game more than a rugby game.

Then again, who knows how you Ivy League dudes play...

I played rugby in school, I've been out of school for 2+ years now and have been playing soccer in various adult leagues in central florida. Soccer is more physical than you think, especially when you're not playing in fru-fru professional Italian or Spanish leagues. In rugby, I was brought to the ground at full speed. In soccer, I'll get hacked from behind at full speed. Either way I hit the ground, but in rugby I can see it coming. Plus, the rugby tackle decellerates things a bunch.

And I repeat, I played wing. Not exactly in the scrum. I've been punched in the gut a few times, but never successfully in the face because I cover up. This is standard procedure. In soccer I play striker, and defenders like to hack. Plus, there are ocassional full-sprint collisions with goalkeepers, skull-to-skull collisions, etc. This never seems to happen in rugby. I swear, Brian McBride is probably one of the hardest American athletes alive. I can't think of any American football player who's that hard.
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post #19 of 86
I don't know if you can compare soccer and football hardness...

Byron Leftwich, for example, played quarterback the rest of the second half of a game after he got his leg broken. He had to be carried to the line of scrimmage by his offensive lineman after every play.

Just last week Chris Simms ruptured his spleen and continued to play.

Those two examples were just quarterbacks. They're supposed to be the pussies of futbol americano. I won't even begin mentioning the linebackers...

Each sport has their tough guys in their own respect. It's like comparing apples to oranges. But yes, Brian McBride is hard. (Although it seems that sonofabitch has been on every US soccer team since the game was invented)
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I played rugby in school, I've been out of school for 2+ years now and have been playing soccer in various adult leagues in central florida. Soccer is more physical than you think, especially when you're not playing in fru-fru professional Italian or Spanish leagues.

You're forgetting that Spanish and Italian leauges are what real soccer is all about. If you want to see the game played - those are the leauges to watch. They may have bad politics, but when the game is played, it's played well.

US MLS or college soccer is not soccer. If you played/ watched soccer only in US, you don't know what the game is about.

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I swear, Brian McBride is probably one of the hardest American athletes alive.

No doubt. You look at the US team at the past 3 World Cups - they're BY FAR the best athletes there with great strength and awesome endurance. But they don't know what to do with the ball!
post #21 of 86
League preference is a matter of opinion. Personally I prefer EPL. Given its recent success in the Champions League, I don't think you can even say that it's technically inferior anymore, which used to be the case. It certainly seems to attract Europe's and Africa's best talent. I guess the climate is too adverse for the South Americans.

But whatever. . . this thread is supposed to be one about Swedish hoochies. The trouble is, I don't have much knowledge about Swedish hoochies. Copse needs to return and fix up the mess he's created.

So Copse, which one of the girls in the pictures is your lady?

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post #22 of 86
From the news this week (well I'll paraphrase):

Britain is still great!

We have the greatest teen-pregancy rate compared to all the European countries.

AND

We have the greatest number of obese people.

Brings a tear to my eye. Especially a few weeks back when two fat northern mothers were passing greasy burgers through the school gates at lunch time because the school started a healthy eating policy.

Now where are those emigration forms....?
post #23 of 86
I'm deciding.

Denmark and Argentina currently top the list. Denmark is by far the most likely and practical, although Copenhagen is such a nice city I might go nuts.

I don't want to stay in London much longer, really truly.
post #24 of 86
I'd like to get out of the UK too and I have to say, the state of the women is a big reason for me. There are some cute girls but not many. Plus they drink too much. It's just not attractive seeing girls dress up like cheap whores and stagger around the streets throwing up. They're losing their femininity too and becoming too aggressive. British women are turning into men but because they're not, you end up with these hideous trouser-wearing hybrids that want all of the rights with none of the responsibility.
post #25 of 86
I've been reading Irvine Welsh again, and even though those guys are up in Sco'land, these pics have got to be pretty accurate representations of lots of places up in Northern UK. Bruises and all.

Every time I read about Terry Lawson and the "birds" he's shagging, I imagine girls that look like the ones in this post.
post #26 of 86
I'm not even a real fan of blondes, unless they are Thai or Japanese.

But these two are absolutely mindbogglingly gorgeous:


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post #27 of 86
Well I don't know where you guys hang out but where I am in the UK there's no shortage of hotties.
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post #28 of 86
That all depends on your definition of hottie...

Even the offices trolls at my work start look a little better when you've been couped up with them for 40+ hours in the week. Your mind starts molding them like silly putty and you begin to wonder, "Well, she's not that bad."

I'll stick to Sweden...
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post #29 of 86
No, I have high standards.
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post #30 of 86
Dude, you're still in the UK... how high can they be?

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post #31 of 86
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Dude, you're still in the UK... how high can they be?


Very, actually. I haven't seen girls as ugly as that link ever, quite shocked.
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post #32 of 86
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That all depends on your definition of hottie...

Even the offices trolls at my work start look a little better when you've been couped up with them for 40+ hours in the week. Your mind starts molding them like silly putty and you begin to wonder, "Well, she's not that bad."

I'll stick to Sweden...

That is so true. I find myself thinking the same thing. It's like sure she's a little bit chunky but she has a nice face so that's a plus. But I quickly snap myself back into order.

I have impossibly high standards and out of all the girls I've seen in my life where I live, I only wanted to sleep with 5 women. IN MY WHOLE LIFETIME!
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That is so true. I find myself thinking the same thing. It's like sure she's a little bit chunky but she has a nice face so that's a plus. But I quickly snap myself back into order.

I have impossibly high standards and out of all the girls I've seen in my life where I live, I only wanted to sleep with 5 women. IN MY WHOLE LIFETIME!

I'm sure that's classified as a fetish, not standards. Being at uni, there are a lot of hotties, so whatever.
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post #34 of 86
In London, there are enough foreigners to boost the average. I can only assume that mattyj lives in London, since as far as I know the North hasn't been a trendy spot since the Beatles.
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In London, there are enough foreigners to boost the average. I can only assume that mattyj lives in London, since as far as I know the North hasn't been a trendy spot since the Beatles.

That I do, everywhere outside London is merely an ecosystem to allow London's continued survival, even though London subsidizes the rest of the country.

But yes, not complaining about the recent Eastern European immigration. The government must have realised Ali G's great immigration policy - "fit vs "butterz"
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That is so true. I find myself thinking the same thing. It's like sure she's a little bit chunky but she has a nice face so that's a plus. But I quickly snap myself back into order.

I have impossibly high standards and out of all the girls I've seen in my life where I live, I only wanted to sleep with 5 women. IN MY WHOLE LIFETIME!

Ouch. I find I wanna sleep with pretty much everyone.
post #37 of 86
For me it's Swedish chicks, followed closely by Brazilian chicks... infact it's the Brazilian chicks that convinced me that I need to hitup the World Cup in 2010. South Africa here I come.
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For me it's Swedish chicks, followed closely by Brazilian chicks... infact it's the Brazilian chicks that convinced me that I need to hitup the World Cup in 2010. South Africa here I come.

If I were you, I'd reserve a room now in Sydney or Melbourne, June 2010. . . . because South Africa isn't going to be ready and the Cup is going to be moved to Australia. So get in while it's cheap!
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Originally Posted by mrtotes

Yes. All true in my experience. Britain is no longer great.

(I'm still working on my exit strategy!)

I'll switch with you,

I'm applying to universities over there.

As for the obese people, nuh-uh. Take a look over in the US. meh.

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And, I shall say-- redheads do it better

Do what better? Drink their grog or Guinness Stout faster?
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