now this is getting fun. The US Marine Corps and your master have one thing in common:
He is "The Few and the Proud" in the sense that he gets all this easy money!
His buyer is "Semper Fi" Always faithful in buying it from him. Actually, so faithful that she will guzzle down his golden exlir for a price that could buy ice wine.
Rather than casting perls before swine, this one gets swine for wine!
Now your master can do what Jesus can do, change it to wine! I do know alcoholics who spend less money than her.