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post #1 of 106
11/24/06 at 7:19pm
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I am so happy I could just live at dhamma surabhi instead. All the free 10 day vipassana meditation retreats at www.dhamma.org Now I never have to think of work.
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post #2 of 106
11/24/06 at 7:28pm
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WTF? I am a computer geek and even I am not that desperate!

That is downright wrong.

EDIT: Holy hell! I just read your other posts. You are one screwed up SOB. At this rate it may be necessary to resort to the lost art of dating outside your species. Please, think of the human race for Jimminy Sake!
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post #3 of 106
11/24/06 at 7:30pm
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Originally Posted by Yutaka

I am looking for a wife to purchase who is around age 19-25 years old. She needs to be very pretty, and healthy. Please send her photo. I will pay around $3600 Canadian dollars. She has to be capable of making children. She must be willing to get pregnant immediately. If you can also help me find a wife, a finder's fee will be provided. email a_redspectralearth@yahoo.co.uk It matters not if she is from third world or second world. She needs to have femine beauty, and I wish to inform you I have Canadian citizenship.

Good luck on your search. How will your explain your bad breath? Is it important to you that your wife also partake in urine therapy? If so, I see that as an immediate solution to your financial concerns in the other thread. Share and share alike, as they say.
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post #4 of 106
11/24/06 at 7:31pm
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I wish to inform you I have Canadian citizenship.

OK, I officially now want out of this country.
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post #5 of 106
11/24/06 at 7:33pm
Ahhhh...you now join Joe_the_dragon on the ignore list. Welcome!
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post #6 of 106
11/24/06 at 8:14pm
Oh, your a Canadian, that explains why you drink piss......
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post #7 of 106
11/24/06 at 10:26pm
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post #8 of 106
11/24/06 at 10:26pm
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Good luck on your search. How will your explain your bad breath? Is it important to you that your wife also partake in urine therapy? If so, I see that as an immediate solution to your financial concerns in the other thread. Share and share alike, as they say.

Admin, you might consider reporting this poster to the FBI. If they are involved in human trafficking, this is against international law.

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post #9 of 106
11/24/06 at 10:41pm
This guy needs to meet up with that girl details.
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post #10 of 106
11/24/06 at 10:55pm
details was a girl? I was always under the impression that it was a guy.
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post #11 of 106
11/25/06 at 12:43am
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And if you get kicked out of the 10 day vipassana meditation retreat, you can just sign up under a different name. they also have one at dhamma kunja. So when I go from canada to the USA, I decided that I am just going to live at Dhamma Kunja and naturalize as a US citizen.
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post #12 of 106
11/25/06 at 2:33am
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Originally Posted by Yutaka

No relationship whatsever. The girl is 19 to 24, adult, and she has a choice of saying yes or no.

Must be getting close to time to ditch this guy. 13 posts and none of them about Apple. One silly thread was fun. Two and it's already starting to get boring. Keep feeding the troll and he'll make the place look easy and attract more.
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post #13 of 106
11/25/06 at 2:50am
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Originally Posted by Yutaka

She has to be capable of making children. She must be willing to get pregnant immediately.



What are you, from the Dark Ages?
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post #14 of 106
11/25/06 at 7:41am
I am not convinced that Yutaka isn't some sort of spammer. Soon an alternate account will post details on where to find a bride for CN$3600.
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post #15 of 106
11/25/06 at 7:49am
I'm sensing a tad of a cultural divide here. Yutaka, this is not the place for you, it seems.
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post #16 of 106
11/25/06 at 7:49am
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Originally Posted by Yutaka

No relationship whatsever. The girl is 19 to 24, adult, and she has a choice of saying yes or no.

I guess you're right, there's no way a woman aged 19 to 24 could be pressured into such a decision against her will.

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post #17 of 106
11/25/06 at 7:55am
Yutaka:

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post #18 of 106
11/25/06 at 9:28am
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Originally Posted by ricksbrain

I'm sensing a tad of a cultural divide here. Yutaka, this is not the place for you, it seems.

By culture divide you mean centuries right?
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post #19 of 106
11/25/06 at 9:32am
i wonder why no one has mentioned a Russian mail order bride...

the reason they explote themselves to be bought is because it is the only way for them to get out of the hell hole they are already living in.

btw PUT YOUR STUPID THREADS IN APPLEOUTSIDER

thank you, and have a good day
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post #20 of 106
11/25/06 at 1:01pm
Actually, yes.
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post #21 of 106
11/25/06 at 3:38pm
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Now, what is even better is to before renouncing US citizenship is to enlist in the army with huge contract. You then, leave US using Canadian citizenship, and return to Canada. Then, you go meditate at 10 day vipassana meditation retreat.
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post #22 of 106
11/25/06 at 3:40pm
Borat incarnate. Whatever.
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post #23 of 106
11/25/06 at 3:46pm
Anyone check out the Yahoo profile associated with the email in the first post?
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post #24 of 106
11/25/06 at 4:41pm
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Originally Posted by Yutaka

I have exhausted all my avenues from asking girls out on the street, and even tried offering to go out with girls who are busking onto the street, in hopes that I could provide them food and shelter if they would let me impregnate them as they got no future as they are anyways. I find that I would be improving their life situation. But I guess many of these busker girls couldnt see the obvious light at the end of the tunnel when they had no place to even sleep at night, and I do. It's just really crazy, that I figured that I would take this last resort after having exhauseted all my options. To be quite honest, I feel that I dont have the "LUXURY" to obtain a wife under normal means, so I have been left without options. What would you do in that case? It is like telling someone to go vegetarian and preach all the fancy stuff when there are no crops growing in Tibet? Even the Dalai Lama had to eat meat under those situations. Before you all criticize further, why not give me practical solutions to obtaining a relationship under normal means.

perhaps by being such a dick you turn the lady folk off, even the whores have standards -- think about that, you aren't good enough for prostitutes who sleep with most men for money.
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post #25 of 106
11/25/06 at 4:43pm
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Anyone check out the Yahoo profile associated with the email in the first post?


So is this some sort of social experiment?
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post #26 of 106
11/25/06 at 5:11pm
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Anyone check out the Yahoo profile associated with the email in the first post?

Got a URL for that?
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post #27 of 106
11/25/06 at 5:32pm
http://uk.profiles.yahoo.com/a_redspectralearth

$20 says shes a psychology major....
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post #28 of 106
11/25/06 at 6:09pm
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http://uk.profiles.yahoo.com/a_redspectralearth

$20 says shes a psychology major....

$40 says it's an ex-boyfriend who she wouldn't give her urine to.

All of the related posts have been coming from UBC, whether from the library computers or elsewhere on campus.
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post #29 of 106
11/25/06 at 7:06pm
Whatever...I'm in favor of blocking this whack job.

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post #30 of 106
11/25/06 at 7:08pm
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Originally Posted by SpamSandwich

Whatever...I'm in favor of blocking this whack job.

Not yet.

I'm going to wait a bit longer for the punchline. I'd like to know what role Jessica Albert plays in all of this.
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post #31 of 106
11/25/06 at 7:13pm
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Originally Posted by SpamSandwich

Whatever...I'm in favor of blocking this whack job.

Other than be annoying and eccentric what rules has this person broken to deserve a banning? Frankly, I find this thread and the other one hilarious. Like audiopollution, I'm very curious as to where this is going.
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post #32 of 106
11/25/06 at 7:18pm
Nm...
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post #33 of 106
11/25/06 at 7:42pm
I'm betting we'll hear some excuse about using "his" friend Jessica's email because "he" doesn't have access otherwise or some such bs.
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post #34 of 106
11/25/06 at 8:41pm
Because this statement alone:

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I am looking for a wife to purchase who is around age 19-25 years old. She needs to be very pretty, and healthy. Please send her photo. I will pay around $3600 Canadian dollars.

...is enough to warrant an investigation by the FBI.

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post #35 of 106
11/25/06 at 8:42pm
Shouldn't this be in the marketplace forums?
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post #36 of 106
11/25/06 at 9:08pm
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Originally Posted by SpamSandwich

Because this statement alone:



...is enough to warrant an investigation by the FBI.

If his first thread wasn't about the financial dilemma he's having, in continuing his urine therapy, I'd have closed it right away. This is just the oddest troll I've seen in a long time.
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post #37 of 106
11/25/06 at 9:18pm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/rafael...earch&charset=
Spammier by the minute. Mmmmmmmm.....urine laced with semen.

And the Jessica pic link is odd.
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post #38 of 106
11/25/06 at 9:29pm
Hard to be absolutely sure bit looks like the same chick.

http://www.taa.de/teams.php
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post #39 of 106
11/25/06 at 9:31pm
Interesting. I wonder how the lacing is achieved.
There must be some kind of proper ratio.
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post #40 of 106
11/25/06 at 10:00pm
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http://groups.yahoo.com/group/rafael...earch&charset=
Spammier by the minute. Mmmmmmmm.....urine laced with semen.

And the Jessica pic link is odd.

It gets stranger by the minute.

One of the threads that 'a_redspectralearth' posted in has the name 'Einosuke Watada' associated with that Yahoo ID. A quick Google search later, leads to the following thread:

http://www.hawaiithreads.com/showthread.php?p=117933

Now, that thread is strange enough but near the bottom is a mention of AppleInsider by a user named 'softbaby'. Now that post is really strange. I'm trying to figure out who posted it.
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