Gaze in terror, ye sons of Adam, and know that thou art humbled.
The Magic Cone
web site now features an even more disconcerting animation! From the people that invented disconcerting!
I believe this unwarranted display establishes my identity beyond all reasonable doubt, and the piss drinkers must scatter like some species of, um, piss drinking cock roach. Which well may be all of them.
Please note that this is all Chester's fault.