"My next of keen will trail me soon
He'll will float around you , not zoom."
Now I'm no poet, and I know it...but it seems clear to me that 4 is related to 3. If next of keen/kin is a new iMac then the new design of said item is what will float not zoom. Plus, the man from Portugal spoke of both mind-blowing and no-idea having when referring to 3, the new iMac.
So, um, floating....er, what does that mean? Hmm, could it be...? Why, yes! By george, I've got it!
Clearly, Apple is a forward thinking company...we all know that. They've got Al Gore on their board, that's how forward thinking are!
And Al Gore recently talked about global warming and how the first signs started thirty years ago. "The first thirty years were just the beginning. Welcome to 2007," says Apple.
And just yesterday I read that 2007 will be the hottest year on record and....OH MY GOD....the polar ice caps are going to melt and we'll all be flotsam and jetsam!
EXCEPT, Apple has made a new iMac that will ACT AS A FLOTATION DEVICE and SAVE THE WORLD! Thank you, Apple! Thank you.
But, will I still be able to get email?