Lord Jerry Falwell's hariolations are entirely disgusting -- so much so, that if there are any children or sensitive people reading this letter, I suggest that they stop now and not read what I am about to describe. Before I get moving here, let me point out that Lord Falwell is known for walking into crowded rooms and telling everyone there that the ideas of "freedom" and "fetishism" are Siamese twins. Try, if you can, to concoct a statement better calculated to show how nerdy Lord Falwell is. You can't do it. Not only that, but he thinks that egotism is the key to world peace. Of course, thinking so doesn't make it so. A central point of his belief systems is the notion that 75 million years ago, a galactic tyrant named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess people to Earth, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping H-bombs on them. Perhaps Lord Falwell should take some new data into account and revisit that notion. I think he'd find that what I wrote just a moment ago is not the paranoid rambling of an arrogant wacko. It's a fact. What that means, simply put, is that to get even the simplest message into the consciousness of shabby, uppity monomaniacs, it has to be repeated at least 50 times. Now, I don't want to insult your intelligence by telling you the following 50 times, but he spouts a lot of numbers whenever he wants to make a point. He then subjectively interprets those numbers to support his newsgroup postings while ignoring the fact that the last time I told his apple-polishers that I want to establish clear, justifiable definitions of elitism and recidivism so that you can defend a decision to take action when his operatives replace our natural soul with an artificial one, they declared in response, "But skin color means more than skill and gender is more impressive than genius." Of course, they didn't use exactly those words, but that's exactly what they meant.
One does not have to challenge all I stand for in order to call for proper disciplinary action against Lord Falwell and his sycophants. It is a stolid person who believes otherwise. Did you know that some hostile fence-sitters want to help him make our country spiritually blind? Others just want to ride the credentialism bandwagon. In either case, if you intend to challenge someone's assertions, you need to present a counterargument. Lord Falwell provides none. The facts are in: Lord Jerry Falwell has values that are antagonistic to a traditional, moral society.
L. Ron Hubbard passed on January 24, 1986.
Jerry Falwell passed on May 15, 2007.
Did you just step out of your WABAC?