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Steve's first line?

post #1 of 13
1/7/02 at 6:24am
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You ain't seen anything yet!
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post #2 of 13
1/7/02 at 6:29am
I'm sorry TIME couldn't be with us today...
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post #3 of 13
1/7/02 at 6:35am
Those %^$#@ mother-*&^$#@%& at TIME @#$^ing %^##$ %$^#$%^ %%$ %$$%^$ %^#!!

*brings a TIME web administrator on stage and beats him with a candlestick holder*
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post #4 of 13
1/7/02 at 6:55am
'Glad to see you could all get up on time, after those sleepless nights....'

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post #5 of 13
1/7/02 at 7:46am
B L A M E C A N A D A

or at least Time Canada
semper ubi sub ubi
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semper ubi sub ubi
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post #6 of 13
1/7/02 at 7:49am
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Apple's web site now sports a link to the time article. Far from blaming Time, Steve has pulled a superb PR coup.
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post #7 of 13
1/7/02 at 7:50am
No words. Just gentle weeping.
Stuck in an infinite loop waiting for an Apple PDA...

apple.otaku
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Stuck in an infinite loop waiting for an Apple PDA...

apple.otaku
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post #8 of 13
1/7/02 at 7:51am
Next time, we'll give Newsweek the exclusive.
Things Ain't What They Seem!
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Things Ain't What They Seem!
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post #9 of 13
1/7/02 at 7:53am
1) TIME was NOT on our side! (doh!)

2) heard any good rumors lately?

3) welcome back my friends to the show that never ends...
"Mac users enjoy a love-hate relationship with Microsoft--in which love is defined as "resigned tolerance" and hate as "lava-hot rancor fueled by the fire of a thousand burning suns."

-Macworld
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"Mac users enjoy a love-hate relationship with Microsoft--in which love is defined as "resigned tolerance" and hate as "lava-hot rancor fueled by the fire of a thousand burning suns."

-Macworld
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post #10 of 13
1/7/02 at 7:55am
Where did you see the link on Apple.com?

Besides, the cat is out of the bag, Apple might as well make the best of it. ZDNet has it as their lead story, with the picture of the Time cover.

Oh, just to stay on topic... Steve's first line:

"I've just received word from our lawyers... we now own AOL Time-Warner!"
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post #11 of 13
1/7/02 at 7:57am
"You'll all be interested to know that I've planned for just such a situation. I have implanted a tiny web-detonated charge in all iMacs we loaned out. Time Canada is now no longer with us!"
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post #12 of 13
1/7/02 at 8:07am
"Ok, No more Mister Nice Guy..."
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post #13 of 13
1/7/02 at 8:09am
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"You're all fired!"
When you're lovers in a dangerous time,
You're made to feel as if your love's a crime.
Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight.
Gotta kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight.

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When you're lovers in a dangerous time,
You're made to feel as if your love's a crime.
Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight.
Gotta kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight.

-...
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