Song Lyrics That Sound Dirty, But Aren't

I dunno about "dirty", but I find "Every Breath You Take" by The Police to be deeply creepy..


That song has "stalker" written all over it.

If You See Kay- April Wine. I heard this song when I was probably about 11-12 yrs old. I had no clue that it was spelling a dirty word 'til someone pointed it out to me. I guess my mind wasn't always in the gutter


Well the first thing I remember, was the way she smiled
And the way she looked at me, drivin me wild
She was dressed to kill in her five inch heels, her painted on satin pants
She had the look of need, like, give it to me, I dedided I should take a chance

If you see kay, tell her I want her
If you see kay, tell her I need her
If you see kay, tell her I want her now

'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky."

My mom, and a lot of other people, heard it as "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy."

Now listen to the Hendrix version of "Gloria". That's dirty...

Some people think this song has a double entendre, I for one can't see it, it seems pretty clear that it is a nice wholesome song about the beauty of ballroom dancing:

AC/DC- "BIG BALLS"

I'm rather upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
CHORUS
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

Or the 80's variation - "Come on Eileen"

Blinded by the light always sounded suspicious to me.

like a douche.

That song always reminds me of high school, we would go to the local all-night diner with the music juke boxes in the booth, and crank that song at maximum volume!

Well, now you know what the song is about

Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls



[CENTER]Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos i hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fibre
Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Get some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Help me, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...[/CENTER]

Winner winner, chicken dinner!

RS - "You make a dead man come."

Kate Bush's "The Man With the Child In His Eyes" is such a beautiful song, but I can't help thinking of how perverse the lyrics could be in a certain context....

"I realise he's there when I turn the light off and turn over"..."he's here again...the man with the child in his eyes"... "when I stay up late he's always waiting"...

The Police have said it's actually about the gub-ment keeping it's peepers on us.

Ani DiFranco, Swan Dive:

"Im cradling the softest, warmest part of you in my hands"

Broken Social Scene, Lover's spit

"All these people drinking lover's spit. Sit around, clean their face with it"

and

"All these people drinking lover's spit. Swallowing words while giving head."

Give it Away - RHCP

Isn't it a song about screwing everybody? Straight, gay, incest, paedo, everything in that song is about how you should "put it in you" no matter who you are or what your relationship to Anthony Kiedis.

Well, since midwinter bumped it, I'll add my favorite...

"Why don't we get drunk and screw?!" ... no beatin' around the bush from Jimmy

The phillips variety, right!?!?

Minor league when compared to "Givin' the Dog a Bone."

I thought the thread was "lyrics that sound dirty, but AREN'T". This doesn't fit your criteria, unless of course, you're a flasher.

lol I was laughing for like 20mins. after I read this

Personally I never go the meaningt this song:

you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you

help me
i broke apart my insides
help me
i've got no soul to sell
help me
the only thing that works for me
help me get away from myself

i want to fuck you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god

You can have my isolation
You can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith
You can have my everything

help me
tear down my reason
help me
it's your sex i can smell
help me
you make me perfect
help me
think of somebody else

i want to fuck you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed

you
get
me closer to god

through every forest
above the trees
within my stomach
scraped off my knees
i drink the honey
from inide your hive
you are the reason i stay alive

...so there was this bunk bed that Ikea sold in Gremany -- the product was named Gutvik...

Hee hee -- it was either Wal-Mart or McDonalds who told their employees to smile at the customers there in zeh fathaland, most people assumed that their checkers were flirting with them.

I already did the one about the Spanish got milk? campaign that came across as "are you lactating?" didn't I?

That's interesting. Speaking of coffee, I read that Starbuck's is doing a good job penetrating the european market, even Austria.

We'd all love to take Austria over our knee, but I hear France is more into spankings...

Sensibilities have changed. Subtlety and nuance are still alive, just not when pertaining to sexual material.

midwinter -- I think we're at the point where "Satire herself stands mute."

The Balls that AC/DC are singing about was a brand name of Italian designer jeans when it was written.

hahahahahahahaha