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post #1 of 16
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Big day in the world of superficial news:

So Nick Hogan totaled his Toyota Supra.

Owen Wilson attempted suicide.

Britney Spears got a traffic ticket for speeding.

Discuss.
post #2 of 16
Maybe Nick Hogan driving at high speed to get away from Britney Spears when Owen Wilson jumped in front of his car?
post #3 of 16
Amy Winehouse is a junkie.
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post #4 of 16
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Big day in the world of superficial news:

So Nick Hogan totaled his Toyota Supra.

Owen Wilson attempted suicide.

Britney Spears got a traffic ticket for speeding.

Discuss.

No.

But, my sympathies go out to Owen Wilson. You, Me and Dupree must have been the last straw...
post #5 of 16
Actually I think the thing that really drove him over the edge was having all that money and apparently being told that no plastic surgeon can do anything about that nose of his.

Nick

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post #6 of 16
All the women, money, and drugs he could ever wish for, and he slits his wrist(s).



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In our desire to impose form on the world we have lost the capacity to see the form that is there;
and in that lies not liberation but alienation, the cutting off from things as they really are. --...

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post #7 of 16
Owen should get back to work on Bottle Rocket 2.

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post #8 of 16
I want to fuck Amanda Peet.
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post #9 of 16
and Eva Greene
I can only please one person per day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow doesn't look good either.  
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post #10 of 16
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1. Sasha Cohen
2. Natalie Portman
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Jessica Alba
5. Heidi Kium.
post #11 of 16
Little likelihood of that ever happening, guys. At least I live mere minutes away from most celebrity dirtbags.

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post #12 of 16
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1. Sasha Cohen
2. Natalie Portman
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Jessica Alba
5. Heidi Kium.

The Sasha Cohen thing is a little odd, I must say. However, it sounds like you should go trolling for central/eastern european jews. Israel counts too, I suppose. Another hot jew is that israeli that DiCaprio knocked up, although she looks more like a poster child for the "aryan race" than she does 1 & 2. Kind of ironic, I suppose.
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post #13 of 16
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There is a way which seemeth right unto a man; but the end thereof are the ways of death.

Well, quite. Just ask the Reverend Ted Haggard. Clearly we can expect his ignominious self-murder any day now.
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post #15 of 16
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Amy Winehouse is a junkie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vfdl7-E80Q&NR=1
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Wow, very sad.
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