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Your stripper name

post #1 of 14
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It's easy, all you need is the name of your first dog (or pet) and the name of the street you live on.

I'm Fluffy Longfellow

(turned out pretty interesting)

go for it
post #2 of 14
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yes i realize that this is a very pointless thread, but its all about fun! so no flaming please
post #3 of 14
Jimmy Belcher here. Not a very appetizing stripper name. LOL. More like an ESPN-loving beer-guzzling couch potato (who screams "why do I need to pay $140 for cable!?" .
post #4 of 14
Doesn't quite work for me, since all my/our dogs have been females, so I'll borrow the name of my wife's first male rabbit:

Thumper Broad Rock

Hmmm...\
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post #5 of 14
I never had a pet...

But I have a porn star name!

Hugh Pickle.
post #6 of 14
First way: Tat Trenton, not very good
2nd way: Corporal Cream, much better
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post #7 of 14
i have way too much free time on my hands......

Porn Name: Private Tickler
Gangsta Name: Phat Baller
Pirate Name: Barnacle Breath Gus
Mafia Name: Roberto the Snitch
Taxi-driver Name: Joomìtedie Washington

"Private Ticker" is by far the best!
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post #8 of 14
Simon Pike?

All of my possible names sound like real people... Fuck that.
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post #9 of 14
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Originally Posted by hardeeharhar View Post

Simon Pike?

All of my possible names sound like real people... Fuck that.

Well on the bright side, if you did strip you'd be the only stripper that would actually be telling the truth when saying you have your PhD...
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post #10 of 14
Porn Star name: General Dangler
Pirate Name: Navigatin' Bobby Hornigold
Mexican Wrestler Name: El Taco de Guerra
Mafia Name: Lucky Silvio Costanza
Taxi Driver Name: Feng Pö Mitchell
Significant-Other Pet Name: Mookie Huevos
peve

and by the way...
no. english is not my native language.
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peve

and by the way...
no. english is not my native language.
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post #11 of 14
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that thing is stupid... put your name in twice. Youll see that it's just random
post #12 of 14
Well, clearly God intended me to be a stripped: Smokey Grove
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post #13 of 14
Porn Name: Uncle Tang

Stripper Name: Brady Oliver
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post #14 of 14
Willie Bush.

I win.
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