or Connect
AppleInsider › Forums › Other Discussion › AppleOutsider › The Misquoting Thread
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

The Misquoting Thread

post #1 of 75
Thread Starter 
I dare you to misquote me.
Gangs are not seen as legitimate, because they don't have control over public schools.
Reply
Gangs are not seen as legitimate, because they don't have control over public schools.
Reply
post #2 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by midwinter View Post

I dare you to touch my privates.

Didn't you offer to buy me an ice cream cone first?

Nick

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

Reply

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

Reply
post #3 of 75
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by trumptman View Post

I have a big bubble butt and a head shaped like a butt and my butt smells like butt.

Nick

I agree, but I think the larger issue is deodorant.
Gangs are not seen as legitimate, because they don't have control over public schools.
Reply
Gangs are not seen as legitimate, because they don't have control over public schools.
Reply
post #4 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by midwinter View Post

I agree, but I think the larger women make for better lovin' when I add the vegetable oil.

I'm sure they like it even better when you lay them on the plastic furniture covers as well.

Nick

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

Reply

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

Reply
post #5 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by trumptman View Post

I'm sure they like it even better when I dress up in high heels and stockings.

I'm sure they do.
post #6 of 75
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by trumptman View Post

I'm sure I like it even better when I lay me on the plastic furniture covers as well.

Nick

Sort of like that Tom Waits song, right? Slide over on the couch toward yourself...and round about 2:30 in the morning, you've done it again. You've taken advantage of yourself....
Gangs are not seen as legitimate, because they don't have control over public schools.
Reply
Gangs are not seen as legitimate, because they don't have control over public schools.
Reply
post #7 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShawnJ View Post

I'm sure they do notice that I harm puppies and kitties.

Well if you stopped putting them in your underwear they probably could ignore it.

Quote:
Originally Posted by midwinter View Post

Sort of like that Tom Waits song, right? Slide over on the couch toward yourself...and take some pictures of yourself with your puppy and post them on the internet for all to see, but then save those SPECIAL pictures of you with the puppy for those private torrents.

See Mid you never have any good hobbies like saving Dexter for me, or fixing snow blowers, or repairing old RV's.

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

Reply

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

Reply
post #8 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by trumptman View Post

Well if I stopped picking my nose, I'd be anorexic.

Understandable.

It's a good source of protein.
post #9 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShawnJ View Post

Understandable.

It's a good source of protein, but not quite as good as the one I prefer.

Soy products, I presume.
"Many people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so." - Bertrand Russell
Reply
"Many people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so." - Bertrand Russell
Reply
post #10 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by audiopollution View Post

Soy products don't hold a candle to what I get from my mom.

She is a fantastic woman.
post #11 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShawnJ View Post

I eat my caca.

Eating your own feces results in mental retardation. Ahh, that explains it.
MacBook Pro
2.2GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
2GB 667 DDR2 SDRAM - 2x1GB
120GB Serial ATA Drive@5400rpm
SuperDrive 8x
15" Glossy Widescreen Display

with a wireless Apple keyboard

and

iPod Touch
8GB
Reply
MacBook Pro
2.2GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
2GB 667 DDR2 SDRAM - 2x1GB
120GB Serial ATA Drive@5400rpm
SuperDrive 8x
15" Glossy Widescreen Display

with a wireless Apple keyboard

and

iPod Touch
8GB
Reply
post #12 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich-Myster View Post

Eating your own tripe results in stomach indigestion. Ahh, that explains it.

Yes, you might want to wash that stuff first.
post #13 of 75
What is this thread about?
post #14 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by BRussell View Post

My favorite TV show is Friends.

Aww, dammit!
post #15 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by BRussell View Post

Aww, dagnabit!

Yeah, I used to love Deputy Dawg too.
post #16 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by krispie View Post

Yeah, I used cut the pockets out of my pants and play with myself in the movie theater.

While I never quite "Found Nemo" in that regard, I can attempt to appreciate our "differences."

Nick

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

Reply

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

Reply
post #17 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by trumptman View Post

I am emo. I like to slit my wrists.

Nick

That is very unfortunate. I've heard that can kill you?
MacBook Pro
2.2GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
2GB 667 DDR2 SDRAM - 2x1GB
120GB Serial ATA Drive@5400rpm
SuperDrive 8x
15" Glossy Widescreen Display

with a wireless Apple keyboard

and

iPod Touch
8GB
Reply
MacBook Pro
2.2GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
2GB 667 DDR2 SDRAM - 2x1GB
120GB Serial ATA Drive@5400rpm
SuperDrive 8x
15" Glossy Widescreen Display

with a wireless Apple keyboard

and

iPod Touch
8GB
Reply
post #18 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich-Myster View Post

That is very unfortunate. I've heard having cats lick your balls can kill you.

Heard that too. Watch the teeth, champ.
I can only please one person per day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow doesn't look good either.  
Reply
I can only please one person per day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow doesn't look good either.  
Reply
post #19 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by SDW2001 View Post

On my knees now, and I'll watch the teeth, champ.

How considerate of you.
post #20 of 75
Quote:
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.

- Hesketh Pearson
post #21 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by Outsider View Post

How come I have to suck and swallow.

Because you have too many blackheads on your nose.

Quote:
Originally Posted by @_@ Artman View Post

- My hero


You are a pretty sick guy.

Nick

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

Reply

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

Reply
post #22 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by trumptman View Post


You are a pretty sick guy.

Nick

post #23 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by @_@ Artman View Post


And he likes it too.
post #24 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by trumptman View Post

Because you have too many blacks

Racialist.
post #25 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by trumptman View Post

I'm a self-hating black woman on welfare.

Nick(y)

Well that explains a lot.
post #26 of 75
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by trumptman View Post

You are a pretty, sick guy.

Nick

Yeah. I'm not feeling very good today.
Gangs are not seen as legitimate, because they don't have control over public schools.
Reply
Gangs are not seen as legitimate, because they don't have control over public schools.
Reply
post #27 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by midwinter View Post

Yeah. I'm feeling myself up today while looking at pictures of little boys

and that's why you can't live within 2000 feet of a school.
Serving humanity one sarcastic comment at a time.
Reply
Serving humanity one sarcastic comment at a time.
Reply
post #28 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by bobmarksdale View Post

and that's why I can't live within 2000 feet of livestock.

Freaky deaky.
post #29 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShawnJ View Post

My Mom calls me Freaky deaky as I shave her back hair.

Norelco or Remington?
I can only please one person per day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow doesn't look good either.  
Reply
I can only please one person per day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow doesn't look good either.  
Reply
post #30 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by SDW2001 View Post

Columbo or Remington Steele?

Gotta go with Remington Steele. Can't go wrong with Stephanie Zimbalist.
post #31 of 75
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShawnJ View Post

Gotta go with Remington over Russell.

Nah. Russell was way better.
Gangs are not seen as legitimate, because they don't have control over public schools.
Reply
Gangs are not seen as legitimate, because they don't have control over public schools.
Reply
post #32 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by midwinter View Post

Non, Ruse est très décrépie.

When did you start speaking French, you cheese eating surrender monkey?
"In a republic, voters may vote for the leaders they want, but they get the leaders they deserve."
Reply
"In a republic, voters may vote for the leaders they want, but they get the leaders they deserve."
Reply
post #33 of 75
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by hardeeharhar View Post

I'm too tired to translate this question into French, Latin, Spanish and German.

Lazy bugger.
Gangs are not seen as legitimate, because they don't have control over public schools.
Reply
Gangs are not seen as legitimate, because they don't have control over public schools.
Reply
post #34 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by midwinter View Post

Laissez les bon temps roulez.

Seriously, it has got to stop...
"In a republic, voters may vote for the leaders they want, but they get the leaders they deserve."
Reply
"In a republic, voters may vote for the leaders they want, but they get the leaders they deserve."
Reply
post #35 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by hardeeharhar View Post

Je suis une tapette. Aussi, j'aime suche sur un penis tout le temp.

don't you start now.
MacBook Pro
2.2GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
2GB 667 DDR2 SDRAM - 2x1GB
120GB Serial ATA Drive@5400rpm
SuperDrive 8x
15" Glossy Widescreen Display

with a wireless Apple keyboard

and

iPod Touch
8GB
Reply
MacBook Pro
2.2GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
2GB 667 DDR2 SDRAM - 2x1GB
120GB Serial ATA Drive@5400rpm
SuperDrive 8x
15" Glossy Widescreen Display

with a wireless Apple keyboard

and

iPod Touch
8GB
Reply
post #36 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich-Myster View Post

I can't conjugate the French verb sucer ('to suck'). Which is ironic, because I suck harder than an infant whale.

Clearly.
post #37 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hassan i Sabbah View Post

Surely you can't be serious.

Of course I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley.
Serving humanity one sarcastic comment at a time.
Reply
Serving humanity one sarcastic comment at a time.
Reply
post #38 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by bobmarksdale View Post

Joey, you like movies about gladiators?

Remember bob, you must remain 2000 ft away from schools, parks and hospitals. Oh and 3,000 ft away from me.

Nick

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

Reply

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

Reply
post #39 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by trumptman View Post

Remember bob, SDW possess incredible physical strength, and can toss you at least 3,000 feet.

Nick

True. I also need to stand back from low tables at least 12 inches, if you follow.
I can only please one person per day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow doesn't look good either.  
Reply
I can only please one person per day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow doesn't look good either.  
Reply
post #40 of 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by SDW2001 View Post

True. I also need to gobble up your full 12 inches, plus I swallow.

I think you two need to discuss this off the forum.
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: AppleOutsider
AppleInsider › Forums › Other Discussion › AppleOutsider › The Misquoting Thread