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Originally Posted by Outsider View Post

I get off to you two discussing things that are twelve inches in this forum.

Why is your mind always in the gutter?
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post #42 of 75
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I really liked the movie 'Glitter.'


You need some serious counseling.
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post #43 of 75
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Originally Posted by hardeeharhar

You need some sexy lingerie

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post #44 of 75
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Originally Posted by bobmarksdale View Post

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Put the pipe down, bob. Really.
post #45 of 75
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Originally Posted by Hassan i Sabbah View Post

Put the crack pipe down, bob. Really. It's brand new and I haven't even broken it in yet.

That explains it.
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post #46 of 75
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That makes me think fondly of trotting bareback with my catamite, Carlos, through the Mojave desert, just us and the ponies, before cuddling up before the camp fire and scenting crystal meth in each other's hair as we nodded off to sleep.

You have a romantic side! I'm touched.
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You touched me on my uncircumcised side! You're special!


I didn't realize that Enzyte had that side effect.
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post #48 of 75
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I didn't realize that Carlos had that side effect. We woke up in the middle of a cold desert night, clutching each other for warmth, when our lips finally met.

Go on...
post #49 of 75
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Originally Posted by ShawnJ View Post

Go on...I'm getting hard

Dude. This is a family forum. Clean it up.
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post #50 of 75
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Dude, where's my car?

Obviously where you last left it.
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post #51 of 75
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Originally Posted by Rich-Myster View Post

Bonjour, mon nom est Myster riche. Je suis un abruti de langue française.

WTF??????
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post #52 of 75
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Je suis le Presidente de Burundi

Oh well that's very impressive.
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post #53 of 75
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Originally Posted by midwinter View Post

Oil well tits hairy impassive.

Did I miss something? How can I misquote you when you talk frigging gibberish?
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Originally Posted by midwinter View Post

SDW's sexual prowess is very impressive.

Thanks to your Mom.
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post #55 of 75
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Thanks to your Dad.

Wow. Didn't know you swung that way.
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post #56 of 75
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Wow. Didn't know you swung from the rafters to bone my wife

Yep..patented move. She liked it too. A little sore though, from what I understand.
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post #57 of 75
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Yep... peanut butter really does attract dogs to my penis better than cheese whiz.

D: D:
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post #58 of 75
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you should probably see a counselor about that.
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post #59 of 75
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I love lamp.

Anchor man, good movie. I think i will watch it right now.
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post #60 of 75
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Originally Posted by Rich-Myster View Post

My balls have their own satellites now. See, like this D: D:


Dude...it's like you have spare fuel tanks!
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post #61 of 75
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In case you haven't noticed, everyone in this thread has the sense of humor of a 12 year old

.

Yeah. I noticed.
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post #62 of 75
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Originally Posted by midwinter View Post

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Yeah. I noticed that I created the thread too.

Uhhh......
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post #63 of 75
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Originally Posted by SDW2001 View Post

I realize that the tendencies of academics to engage in self-deflating hypocrisy clearly compounds the failures of midwinter to arise above the fray, so to speak. If we are to be above and yet below the misquoting, must we not engage in some higher order reckoning; indeed, wouldn't it serve us well to go out of our way to make each other feel good about one another. That is of course, assuming that the proverbial 'us' is an entity worth saving, and yet one only has to look at the return of American Gladiators to the bourgeois entertainment box to realize that this supposition is most definitely false. Still, I hold out hope that one day man kind will produce something truly spectacular, so much like the promise of peanut butter and chocolate but without the side effect of obesity.

blahblahblah... shit sdw, have you been reading dem books again?
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post #64 of 75
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Originally Posted by hardeeharhar View Post

You know, it's weird that you'd point that out, SDW. Midwinter has made reference to obscure Tom Waits songs, passing Eddie Izzard jokes, and the art of Remington and Russell in this thread.

Well, the larger issue is that SDW has a big butt and a head that looks like a butt and his butt smells like butt.
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post #65 of 75
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Well, the larger issue is that SDW has a big butt and a head that looks like a butt and his butt smells like butt.

I didn't think a misquote was needed.

I like tulips.
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I didn't think a misquote was needed.

I like butt secks in my bumm bumm.

Jeebus! That's insanity!
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post #67 of 75
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Originally Posted by Rich-Myster View Post

In Canada, butt-sex is the only way to keep our penis' warm.

How about use a sock like the rest of us?
post #68 of 75
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How about I sock you like I do everyone else?

Dude, get some help for your violent tendencies.

Nick

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post #69 of 75
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Originally Posted by hardeeharhar View Post

blahblahblah... my shit smells like roses!

Stop eating them, then.

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Well, the larger issue is that SDW has a big dick


I told you not to say anything.
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post #70 of 75
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Originally Posted by SDW2001 View Post

I am fucking awesome.

I think you're cool too.

post #71 of 75
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Originally Posted by Hassan i Sabbah View Post

SDW is fucking awesome

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post #72 of 75
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Originally Posted by SDW2001 View Post

<-- Carl Schmitt and Heidegger give me a case of the happies.

Sick. Just sick!
post #73 of 75
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HILLARY CLINTON IN A RED LYCRA BODY CONDOM! DOING YOGA!

I don't want to hear any more about what you think is 'sick'.
post #74 of 75
Thread over.
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post #75 of 75
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This thread will never be over.

I know, it's like the energizer bunny. He just keeps going and going ...
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