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post #41 of 75
12/12/07 at 12:50pm
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I get off to you two discussing things that are twelve inches in this forum.

Why is your mind always in the gutter?
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post #42 of 75
12/12/07 at 5:08pm
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I really liked the movie 'Glitter.'


You need some serious counseling.
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post #43 of 75
12/12/07 at 7:52pm
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Originally Posted by hardeeharhar

You need some sexy lingerie

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post #44 of 75
12/13/07 at 1:16am
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Put the pipe down, bob. Really.
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post #45 of 75
12/13/07 at 9:48am
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Originally Posted by Hassan i Sabbah View Post

Put the crack pipe down, bob. Really. It's brand new and I haven't even broken it in yet.

That explains it.
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post #46 of 75
12/13/07 at 10:05am
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That makes me think fondly of trotting bareback with my catamite, Carlos, through the Mojave desert, just us and the ponies, before cuddling up before the camp fire and scenting crystal meth in each other's hair as we nodded off to sleep.

You have a romantic side! I'm touched.
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post #47 of 75
12/13/07 at 10:17am
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You touched me on my uncircumcised side! You're special!


I didn't realize that Enzyte had that side effect.
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post #48 of 75
12/13/07 at 10:55am
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I didn't realize that Carlos had that side effect. We woke up in the middle of a cold desert night, clutching each other for warmth, when our lips finally met.

Go on...
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post #49 of 75
12/14/07 at 6:52am
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Go on...I'm getting hard

Dude. This is a family forum. Clean it up.
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post #50 of 75
12/14/07 at 7:03am
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Dude, where's my car?

Obviously where you last left it.
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post #51 of 75
12/17/07 at 8:26am
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Bonjour, mon nom est Myster riche. Je suis un abruti de langue française.

WTF??????
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post #52 of 75
12/17/07 at 10:25am
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Je suis le Presidente de Burundi

Oh well that's very impressive.
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post #53 of 75
12/17/07 at 10:48am
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Originally Posted by midwinter View Post

Oil well tits hairy impassive.

Did I miss something? How can I misquote you when you talk frigging gibberish?
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post #54 of 75
12/17/07 at 10:49am
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SDW's sexual prowess is very impressive.

Thanks to your Mom.
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post #55 of 75
12/17/07 at 11:20am
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Thanks to your Dad.

Wow. Didn't know you swung that way.
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post #56 of 75
12/17/07 at 12:29pm
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Wow. Didn't know you swung from the rafters to bone my wife

Yep..patented move. She liked it too. A little sore though, from what I understand.
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post #57 of 75
12/17/07 at 12:36pm
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Yep... peanut butter really does attract dogs to my penis better than cheese whiz.

D: D:
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post #58 of 75
12/17/07 at 3:11pm
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you should probably see a counselor about that.
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post #59 of 75
12/18/07 at 11:33am
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I love lamp.

Anchor man, good movie. I think i will watch it right now.
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post #60 of 75
12/18/07 at 11:41am
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My balls have their own satellites now. See, like this D: D:


Dude...it's like you have spare fuel tanks!
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post #61 of 75
12/18/07 at 11:46am
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In case you haven't noticed, everyone in this thread has the sense of humor of a 12 year old

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Yeah. I noticed.
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post #62 of 75
12/18/07 at 5:25pm
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Originally Posted by midwinter View Post

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Yeah. I noticed that I created the thread too.

Uhhh......
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post #63 of 75
12/18/07 at 9:39pm
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I realize that the tendencies of academics to engage in self-deflating hypocrisy clearly compounds the failures of midwinter to arise above the fray, so to speak. If we are to be above and yet below the misquoting, must we not engage in some higher order reckoning; indeed, wouldn't it serve us well to go out of our way to make each other feel good about one another. That is of course, assuming that the proverbial 'us' is an entity worth saving, and yet one only has to look at the return of American Gladiators to the bourgeois entertainment box to realize that this supposition is most definitely false. Still, I hold out hope that one day man kind will produce something truly spectacular, so much like the promise of peanut butter and chocolate but without the side effect of obesity.

blahblahblah... shit sdw, have you been reading dem books again?
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post #64 of 75
12/18/07 at 11:19pm
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You know, it's weird that you'd point that out, SDW. Midwinter has made reference to obscure Tom Waits songs, passing Eddie Izzard jokes, and the art of Remington and Russell in this thread.

Well, the larger issue is that SDW has a big butt and a head that looks like a butt and his butt smells like butt.
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post #65 of 75
12/19/07 at 6:14am
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Well, the larger issue is that SDW has a big butt and a head that looks like a butt and his butt smells like butt.

I didn't think a misquote was needed.

I like tulips.
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post #66 of 75
12/19/07 at 6:54am
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I didn't think a misquote was needed.

I like butt secks in my bumm bumm.

Jeebus! That's insanity!
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post #67 of 75
12/19/07 at 8:47am
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In Canada, butt-sex is the only way to keep our penis' warm.

How about use a sock like the rest of us?
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post #68 of 75
12/19/07 at 9:28am
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How about I sock you like I do everyone else?

Dude, get some help for your violent tendencies.

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post #69 of 75
12/20/07 at 9:53am
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Originally Posted by hardeeharhar View Post

blahblahblah... my shit smells like roses!

Stop eating them, then.

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Well, the larger issue is that SDW has a big dick


I told you not to say anything.
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post #70 of 75
12/20/07 at 10:07am
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I am fucking awesome.

I think you're cool too.

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post #71 of 75
12/20/07 at 10:49am
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SDW is fucking awesome

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post #72 of 75
12/20/07 at 10:56am
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<-- Carl Schmitt and Heidegger give me a case of the happies.

Sick. Just sick!
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post #73 of 75
12/20/07 at 11:21am
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HILLARY CLINTON IN A RED LYCRA BODY CONDOM! DOING YOGA!

I don't want to hear any more about what you think is 'sick'.
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post #74 of 75
12/20/07 at 12:22pm
Thread over.
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post #75 of 75
12/20/07 at 12:49pm
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This thread will never be over.

I know, it's like the energizer bunny. He just keeps going and going ...
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