The AI Humor Thread

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moogsmoogs
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Let me start with a few words from Dave Barry's Desktop Calendar:



"A study on news media credibility showed that you, the public, think that we allow our judgement to be affected by big advertisers such as General Motors, whose cars are not only fun and reliable, but also prevent cancer."



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  • Reply 1 of 10
    alpha macalpha mac Posts: 463member
    lol
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  • Reply 2 of 10
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    <a href="http://www.mosr.com"; target="_blank">www.mosr.com</a>



    /cheap shot
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  • Reply 3 of 10
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    [quote]Originally posted by Jonathan:

    <strong><a href="http://www.mosr.com"; target="_blank">www.mosr.com</a>



    /cheap shot</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Oooh a saucer of milk for Jonathan!!



    J :cool:
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  • Reply 4 of 10
    cdhostagecdhostage Posts: 1,038member
    Two blondes walk into a bar.



    *end of joke*
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  • Reply 5 of 10
    the toolboithe toolboi Posts: 557member
    CD, I always knew that one as "two men walk into a bar... ouch..."



    Humor eh? How 'bout what "it" really was.
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  • Reply 6 of 10
    solosolo Posts: 89member
    Someone here (sorry for not giving credit where it is due) once posted this:



    Thanks. This is (almost) a true story...



    (Setting- a coffe shop in Brooklyn)

    Windows Enthusiast: Macs suck.

    revcmoney: Oh yeah? Check this out. (clears throat and holds down esc) tell me a joke... tell me a joke... TELL me a joke... TELL me a JOKE... tell ME a joke... Hey, come back here! Where are you going? What DAY is it... what day IS it?...

    (fade out)



    [ 12-04-2001: Message edited by: solo ]



    [ 12-04-2001: Message edited by: solo ]</p>
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  • Reply 7 of 10
    g4dudeg4dude Posts: 1,016member
    [quote]Originally posted by solo:

    <strong>Someone here (sorry for not giving credit where it is due) once posted this:



    Thanks. This is (almost) a true story...



    (Setting- a coffe shop in Brooklyn)

    Windows Enthusiast: Macs suck.

    revcmoney: Oh yeah? Check this out. (clears throat and holds down esc) tell me a joke... tell me a joke... TELL me a joke... TELL me a JOKE... tell ME a joke... Hey, come back here! Where are you going? What DAY is it... what day IS it?...

    (fade out)



    [ 12-04-2001: Message edited by: solo ]



    [ 12-04-2001: Message edited by: solo ]</strong><hr></blockquote>



    i've actually had this happen to me and it's NOT FUNNY. People thought my iBook was the biggest piece of shit on the planet after I tried this "amazing" idea.
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  • Reply 8 of 10
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    More from Dave Barry:



    "Today I am proud to present the following holiday feature, 'Christmas Projects for the Craft-impaired.' We'll start with an easy and inexpensive gift idea:



    Holiday Coat Hangars



    This is the perfect solution for that embarrassing moment when people give you a gift and you didn't get anything for them. Simply take an ordinary coat hangar from your closet, tie a festive red ribbon around it, and -- voila! -- you have a useful, handcrafted gift that perfectly expresses the holiday message:



    'This cost me nothing.'"





    Sweeet. I got a box full of hangars I don't need, too!



    [ 12-04-2001: Message edited by: Moogs ? ]</p>
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  • Reply 9 of 10
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    Oh yah, almost forgot...one of the biggest jokes I've seen in years:



    Smush. Be sure to miss it every chance you get. Dumbest game show I think I've ever seen. Looks like a cross between a Gap commercial and...i dunno...something bad.



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  • Reply 10 of 10
    spaceman_spiffspaceman_spiff Posts: 1,242member
    An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.



    "Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light.



    One of his colleagues whispers, "Say something." The dean sighs and says, "I should have taken the money."
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