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  • Reply 41 of 132
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    I don't know what a Frenchman would be doing with 2 hands, 1 is more than enough to cover the average French pencil.



    Is the other one used to eat fine cheeses? (Brie makes me wretch)



    [ 02-20-2002: Message edited by: groverat ]</p>
  • Reply 42 of 132
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    [quote]Originally posted by groverat:

    <strong>I don't know what a Frenchman would be doing with 2 hands, 1 is more than enough to cover the average French pencil.



    Is the other one used to eat fine cheeses? (Brie makes me wretch)



    [ 02-20-2002: Message edited by: groverat ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

    it depends of the size of your hands, if they are very small, you should use both of them





    Are texans mounted like horses ?
  • Reply 43 of 132
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    [quote]Are texans mounted like horses ?<hr></blockquote>



    Of course we are!
  • Reply 44 of 132
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    [quote]Originally posted by groverat:

    <strong>



    Of course we are!</strong><hr></blockquote>



    So now, i understand the US credo : big is beautifull. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 45 of 132
    [quote]Originally posted by crawlingparanoia:

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    Monkeys masturbate.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    hey now!!!!!!!
  • Reply 46 of 132
    [quote]Originally posted by FERRO:

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    thread got very quiet... ... ...



    </strong><hr></blockquote>



    It's hard to type with one hand... errrr
  • Reply 47 of 132
    crusadercrusader Posts: 1,129member
    [quote] Men are aroused by...seductively shaped household appliances <hr></blockquote>

    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />

    Does anyone here remember the lamp in "A Christmas Story" ?
  • Reply 48 of 132
    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    I was just passing through and thought I'd post this:



    [copy-paste the address, it's geocities]



    <a href="http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Lobby/7907/nomore.wav"; target="_blank">http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Lobby/7907/nomore.wav</a>;



    [ 02-21-2002: Message edited by: BuonRotto ]</p>
  • Reply 49 of 132
    Every day and sometimes 2 to 3 times in a row. Anyway this is the only way a woman can experience an orgasm. If they tell otherwise they are lying because they want a handle on your wallet and controling you. Actually it is fairly easy to control a man. If you see a very skinny woman with big ones you are ready to give her anything and loose your self respect. Men hate being respected; they prefer to have a beautiful woman on their arms. Ask Steve Jobs; his wife is really a looker (although not a beautiful face) with a great body who trapped him into a marriage by getting pregnant; but, he does not care because she is beautiful and I guess it is a question of status. Have fun guys by imagining you will get a great looking chick well as long as you have money, you will be able to get a great looking woman.
  • Reply 50 of 132
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    [quote]If they tell otherwise they are lying because they want a handle on your wallet and controling you.<hr></blockquote>



    It must suck to be a woman in Canada; to have all the boys looking at each other instead of you...
  • Reply 51 of 132
    [quote]Originally posted by Jane:

    <strong>Every day and sometimes 2 to 3 times in a row. Anyway this is the only way a woman can experience an orgasm. If they tell otherwise they are lying because they want a handle on your wallet and controling you. Actually it is fairly easy to control a man. If you see a very skinny woman with big ones you are ready to give her anything and loose your self respect. Men hate being respected; they prefer to have a beautiful woman on their arms. Ask Steve Jobs; his wife is really a looker (although not a beautiful face) with a great body who trapped him into a marriage by getting pregnant; but, he does not care because she is beautiful and I guess it is a question of status. Have fun guys by imagining you will get a great looking chick well as long as you have money, you will be able to get a great looking woman.</strong><hr></blockquote>

    Ouch, that hurts.



    Splinemodel - "battlestations"? I DON"T want to know lol
  • Reply 52 of 132
    [quote]

    Splinemodel - "battlestations"? I DON"T want to know lol

    <hr></blockquote>



    Too late:



    - 2 chairs, back to back. ("the battlestations")

    - lock & load

    - the first to fire wins



    It can be "played" in a tournament form.



    Seriously though, I have never played a game of battlestations, but I have a roommate who is a big fan of masturbatory sillyness, and he likes to talk about it.
  • Reply 53 of 132
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    [quote]Originally posted by Splinemodel:

    <strong>



    Too late:



    - 2 chairs, back to back. ("the battlestations")

    - lock & load

    - the first to fire wins



    It can be "played" in a tournament form.



    Seriously though, I have never played a game of battlestations, but I have a roommate who is a big fan of masturbatory sillyness, and he likes to talk about it.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Sounds similar to "Soggy Biscuit". If you don't know what that is you really don't wanna!



    J :cool:
  • Reply 54 of 132
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    [quote]Originally posted by Jane:

    <strong>Every day and sometimes 2 to 3 times in a row. Anyway this is the only way a woman can experience an orgasm. If they tell otherwise they are lying because they want a handle on your wallet and controling you. Actually it is fairly easy to control a man. If you see a very skinny woman with big ones you are ready to give her anything and loose your self respect. Men hate being respected; they prefer to have a beautiful woman on their arms. Ask Steve Jobs; his wife is really a looker (although not a beautiful face) with a great body who trapped him into a marriage by getting pregnant; but, he does not care because she is beautiful and I guess it is a question of status. Have fun guys by imagining you will get a great looking chick well as long as you have money, you will be able to get a great looking woman.</strong><hr></blockquote>

    2eme degré je suppose.
  • Reply 55 of 132
    matsumatsu Posts: 6,558member
    Jane = Moanique ???
  • Reply 56 of 132
    Matsu:



    You know matsu you remind me of one of my work colleague who is such a baby. Because I refuse to trade 2 shifts with him he threatened my life. In Canada you are not allow to have a different point of view; if you do not follow the same path than people like you; you should be beat up or abused. So what I do not like things and share it what is the big deal; if you do not like it do not read my threads just pass over it. But, because this an American thread I have the freedom to tell whatever I want wherever I want you little mind.
  • Reply 57 of 132
    matsumatsu Posts: 6,558member
    I knew it! hahaha... But don't get too mad, I didn't say anything bad. That displaced syntax just gave you away. Where are you from? (Your family's origin) And when did you get here?



    [ 02-23-2002: Message edited by: Matsu ]</p>
  • Reply 58 of 132
    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    The difference between male and female taboos (or lack thereof) regarding masturbation is linked to our cultural stereotypes about men's and women's sexuality. Men are still sexual animals more so than women, so people brush it off as a fact of life for men. They are supposed to have such a strong unconscious desire to reproduce and with so many women, it's considered a n acceptable substitute. For some reason women are seen as not being so sexually... eager or easily pleased. We're supposed to think that 1. women aren't such sexual animals because 2. they don't have the same inherent desires to be with so many partners, so it isn't an acceptable substitute since they aren't seen as being slaves to their hormones like men are. There is no male equivalent in English to a "slut."
  • Reply 59 of 132
    janejane Posts: 68member
    I did not choose where I was born and I do not want to be Canadian partly because of characters like you. At least in Europe men respect women and they do not talk down to women. My father's family got to Canada in 1628 and my mother's family in the 1800. I am a direct descendent of the first colonist in Quebec and it is totally impossible that your family got here before mine. But, actually it is irrelevent on the way I have been treated by English descendants of criminals. You should not forget that the French came here by choice and the English one were exhiled because the U.K. considered them to be indesirable. At least in the United States and Europe I have the right to be passionate and say whatever I please.
  • Reply 60 of 132
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    Hey Matsu and Jane! Maybe I wasn't clear enough with the title of this thread but it's about wanking. Not whatever you two are arguing about.



    J :cool:
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