Axis of Evil (part II)

in General Discussion edited January 2014
this is just one of the funniest things I've read in a while <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />

This is very Monty Pythonesque....


Beijing (AAP) Bitter after being snubbed for membership in

the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had

formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler

than that stupid IranIraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of his

State of the Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as

having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as

their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jongil. "Everybody knows

we're the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,

although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.

"They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar alAssad.

"An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President

Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you

had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three.

And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."


International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as

within minutes, France surrendered.

Elsewhere, peerconscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in

what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said

they had formed the Axis of Somewhat Evil, forcing Somalia to join with

Uganda and Myanmar in the Axis of Occasionally Evil, while Bulgaria,

Indonesia and Russia established the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As

Just Generally Disagreeable.

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling

up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the Axis of

Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the

Olympics; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the Axis of Nations That Are

Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America, while

Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the Axis of Countries That Be

Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick.

"That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish

Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making

fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he

rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in

"Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false application.


from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but

privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.


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