Building an internet personality

in General Discussion edited January 2014
Hi. My name is alterEgo. I´m 22 years old from Houston, Texas. I work at the customer service unit at a large cable company and I am considered their Mac expert. I have a dual 500 G4 and an iceBook with the combo drive. In my next post I will tell you about my family and what I think of Bush.

(get it? )


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    My family is a bunch of deranged lunatics. My father is a black jewish salmon importer from Maine. My mother is an Italian Catholic from South Philadelphia. They met at a dinner cruise on the delaware river.

    I have 1 older sister and 1 younger brother. My sister just got married to an illegal alien from Mexico. My brother is hooked on Ritalin.

    When I turned 15 my mom started taking Xanax. Now she's an addict and my father has left her for someone "closer to his ethnicity", at least thats what he says.

    I'll save my feelings about Bush for the next post.

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    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    :o I'm waiting with baited breath.
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    kaboomkaboom Posts: 286member
    [quote]My father is a black jewish salmon importer from Maine. <hr></blockquote>No I'm not.
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    I don´t like him. He is doing okay with the war against terrorism but thats all. I voted Green because living in Texas your vote is lost no matter what when you don´t vote republican.

    BTW I´m gay but don´t make a fuzz about it.

    Next up: My taste in music


    I dont know, but my gut says maybe
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    _ alliance __ alliance _ Posts: 2,070member
    is that u in there grover???

    <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> <img src="confused.gif" border="0">
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    I enjoy all manner of music, but it's complexity that really gets me going. Be it jazz, classical chamber music, good classic rock, or even electronica, it's my thing.

    Nothing beats sitting back on my velvet couch with a Bombay Sapphire martini (or a nice glass of Johnnie Walker Red, natch ) and listening to some good music.

    That is, unless it's my hobbies, which i'll describe in a bit...
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    I collect vintage cars, well only minature since my job doesn´t allow me to do the real thing.

    I also do some community work. I live in a neigbourhood with a lot of poor single parent kids. I help them with their homework and try to guide them out of trouble.

    I´m a semi active member of The Democratic Party.

    And I don´t have a girlfirend currently. But I do have a dachshund named cactus (look at her and you´ll know why). Here you have a picture of her:

    Next up: Some of the forums I visit and is member of(!).
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    I visit the HardOCP forums and also the AustinTexasOrgies Yahoo! club. I am also a regular poster at ArsTechnica and AnandTech.

    By "semi-active Democrat" I mean an ex-Archbishop of Canterbury turned from the cloth by a series of freak accidents involving a rectory and a large amount of pineapple juice.


    Next up: Why I chose Sandra Bullock as a target of obsession and my many literary endeavors.

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