"Windows is like Mac OS in the same way that a transvestite is like a real woman. It's 95 percent the same, and actually what some would prefer, but not really the same for those who care about small differences."
"It's awful. I am sorry I had ever something to do with it." - Erwin Schrodinger
"The important thing is to never stop questioning" - Albert Einstein
"It was quite the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me in my life. It was as if you fired a 15-inch shell at a piece of tissue paper and it came back and hit you" - Ernest Rutheford
"Blac kmage is always helping people, the problem is that they never understand his unique brand of help so they usually end up yelling... or screaming... or burning" - <a href="http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/045.htm"; target="_blank">8-bit theatre ep 45</a>
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Douglas Adams
"...Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck
about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons." - The Original Hitch Hikers Guide Radio Scripts
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexeplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." - The Original Hitch Hikers Guide Radio Scripts
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--Another SNL Dubya classic.
Bill Clinton
-Theodore Roosevelt
PS, it's so true
-John Dvorak
"Windows NT: Not Today, Not Tomorrow, Nice Try!"
-Anon
Albert Einstein
<strong>"Knowledge is useless unless somebody else knows that you know."
Albert Einstein</strong><hr></blockquote>
Velly Interestink...
"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited.
Imagination encircles the world."
-Albert Einstein
One of my faves... <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
-Steve Jobs
"Tell me do you think before you speak or do words just flow out?"
-"tidrion"
"I might be a bastard, but I'm not a Fvckin' bastard."
-George Clooney in Dusk Till Dawn
"European: Think, think, think, think, build
American: Build, build, build, brag, eat hamburgers
East asian: Copy, copy, copy, copy, copy
Japanese: Copy, copy, build, think, build"
Don Quayle:
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure"
The Macintosh uses an experimental pointing device called a 'mouse'. There is no evidence that people want to use these things. John Dvorak
-- Nikolai Nekrasov, Russian poet
And in my sig.
-- Spock
"If you analyze anything, you destroy it."
-- Arthur Miller
-- Theophile Gautier
"Life is too important to be taken seriously!"
-- Oscar Wilde
- me at my (then new) girlfriend's house with a male friend not aware that the gf's mother was 2 feet behind me
"The important thing is to never stop questioning" - Albert Einstein
"It was quite the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me in my life. It was as if you fired a 15-inch shell at a piece of tissue paper and it came back and hit you" - Ernest Rutheford
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Douglas Adams
"...Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck
about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons." - The Original Hitch Hikers Guide Radio Scripts
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexeplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." - The Original Hitch Hikers Guide Radio Scripts
and of course, my sig.