Please! Please Listen to me you people!
Don't you Mac people know that the 90% of "normals" out there are laughing behind your backs?
People use PC's running Windows! They consider you guys as some kind of freaks or something.
This would be bad enough if it were just you, but some of you people (the 40% straits) breed and have children!
They can be scarred for the rest of their lives by your "I'm a Mac" behavior!
Think of the children people! Or are you so brainwashed by this little tech-cult that reason no longer gets through to you?
Enough is enough, it's high time to stop this foolishness!
I only tell you this because I care.
Stephanos Anton Ballmerfeld
(aka Steve Ballmer)