"The Sweetest Thing"

groveratgroverat
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
This is the worst movie of all time. Threaten to commit suicide if someone attempts to drag you in, it would be worth it.



I've seen Battlefield: Earth, this is worse.



Cameron Diaz is absolutely horrible.



It's a pathetic attempt to be crude with 3 or 4 someone-falling-down reflex laughs in the godforsaken hour-and-a-half.



If I hadn't been with two other people I would've walked out 15 minutes into it.



It couldn't have taken more than 3-4 weeks to make the movie and 1-2 days to write it. The character development was non-existent, it's like they just wrote a new character each time and had one of the three chicks play it and they kept the name.



I have no idea why it was called "The Sweetest Thing"... not even that fits. "****ing Shitball Movie" wouldn't pull people in, I guess.
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  • Reply 1 of 45
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    I'm glad me and my friend convinced my other friend not to see it Friday night. I figured it'd be pretty bad just by seeing the commercials.
  • Reply 2 of 45
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    Groverat....things must be really boring in Austin, TX...to actually go see that movie.



    Has to be some real movie theatres there in Austin...has to be...5 here in Philly...



    Better luck next time <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />



    See Y Tu Mama Tambien if you can...
  • Reply 3 of 45
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    My girlfriend and her mother dragged me to the mall. There was a theater in there and the final vote was between Scorpion King and The Sweetest Thing, I was outvoted 2:1.
  • Reply 4 of 45
    _ alliance __ alliance _ Posts: 2,070member
    poor silly bastard...
  • Reply 5 of 45
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    [quote]Originally posted by groverat:

    <strong>My girlfriend and her mother dragged me to the mall. There was a theater in there and the final vote was between Scorpion King and The Sweetest Thing, I was outvoted 2:1. </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Even after you said how bad The Sweetest Thing was, I'd sstill see it over Scorpion King. I hate the Rock.
  • Reply 6 of 45
    tigerwoods99tigerwoods99 Posts: 2,633member
    That asian girl in The Scorpion King is str8 blazin' fo sho!



    Christina Applegate is off the hook though.



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  • Reply 7 of 45
    jeffyboyjeffyboy Posts: 1,055member
    Am I stupid or was the part about the guy saying it was his brother's wedding never explained?



    That cast with a decent script could have killed, why they went for this one is beyond me.



    Kind of cool to see Jason Bateman-I didn't recognize him until the credits.



    Jeff
  • Reply 8 of 45
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    Jeffyboy, the plot was absolutely terrible. Don't try to think about it.
  • Reply 9 of 45
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    But the chicks are hot. I dig that Selma Blair, too bad her character sucked.



    I bet EmAn's mom is hot. What's the score, EmAn?
  • Reply 10 of 45
    eugeneeugene Posts: 8,254member
    I was walking to my pop's office in Chinatown one day last summer and I walked right into a take for the film. Heh. It was a seen where the Diaz, Applegate and Blair play monkey in the middle or something and I seem to remember Lion Dance masked men running away. It was odd...I knew right then that the movie would suck.



    Is such a scene in the movie?
  • Reply 11 of 45
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    Yeah, it sucked, like the rest of the movie.
  • Reply 12 of 45
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    But that isn't the point.



    The point is, is EmAn's mom hot?
  • Reply 13 of 45
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    That is the question I am most eager to see resolved as well.
  • Reply 14 of 45
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    [quote]Originally posted by Jonathan:

    <strong>

    The point is, is EmAn's mom hot?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> I'm not even gunna answer... I'll keep you guys hanging.
  • Reply 15 of 45
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    Come clean, man, she's gotta be hot. In her early/mid-30s, no?



    That's the sexual prime for women, you know.



    Got any pictures?
  • Reply 16 of 45
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    The sexiest women in the world are the ones well into their 30's and 40's.



    You can keep the 22-year-old bubbleheads, trendmonkeys and "Real World" rejects.



    A women who's lived a bit, knows what's real and important in life and has a couple of lines around her mouth...mmm.







    I loves me some pedicured, tousled-hair soccer moms...



  • Reply 17 of 45
    bellebelle Posts: 1,574member
    Well, I don't know if it's any indicator, but EmAn's a lot better looking than I had imagined.



    Admittedly, I'd always pictured him as a small Gollum-like creature that spent all its time in a darkened room hunched over its Mac. "My preciousss..."
  • Reply 18 of 45
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    Exactly, pscates and Belle, let's see some pictures, eman.
  • Reply 19 of 45
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    [quote]Originally posted by Belle:

    <strong>Well, I don't know if it's any indicator, but EmAn's a lot better looking than I had imagined.



    Admittedly, I'd always pictured him as a small Gollum-like creature that spent all its time in a darkened room hunched over its Mac. "My preciousss..."</strong><hr></blockquote>



    heheh.



    You know, he could have just found that picture on the internet... naaaaah..



    <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />



    Gollum it is.
  • Reply 20 of 45
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    [quote]Originally posted by groverat:

    <strong>Come clean, man, she's gotta be hot. In her early/mid-30s, no?



    That's the sexual prime for women, you know.



    Got any pictures?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Nah, she actually just turned 50 a few weeks ago.
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