mac/windows jokes

bradbowerbradbower
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
I've got a LAN party coming up that I'm gonna go to, and I need some real zingers to make fun of the Windows/Lun1x geeks.. Tell me some good Mac vs. Windows/PC jokes. Good comebacks are a plus.



Help me out guys.

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  • Reply 1 of 7
    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    Here's one about Apple from the 1980's. It's an oldie but still one of my personal favorites:



    Q: How many Apple engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



    A: One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.



    These days, you can take some liberties with it and substitute, "Microsoft" where it says, "Apple."
  • Reply 2 of 7
    paulpaul Posts: 5,278member
    Didnt we do <a href="http://forums.appleinsider.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=10&t=000821"; target="_blank">this</a>already?
  • Reply 3 of 7
    bradbowerbradbower Posts: 1,068member
    Ha, those are some good ones in that thread. Thanks for the link.



    Heh, all those Windows 95 jokes.
  • Reply 4 of 7
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    [quote]Originally posted by Paul:

    <strong>Didnt we do <a href="http://forums.appleinsider.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=10&t=000821"; target="_blank">this</a>already? </strong><hr></blockquote>



    OMG, read Macintosh's jokes on this thread. <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />



    J :cool:
  • Reply 5 of 7
    splinemodelsplinemodel Posts: 7,311member
    I've usually found that the Linux users will back you up.



    But what are they doing at a LAN party?
  • Reply 6 of 7
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    Why is the Microsoft OS called windows :

    answer : because when users are sick of their pc they throw it througth the windows.

    Ps : in the garden of some office building you can see a sign where it is written on it : beware of fallen PC, does not stay under the windows.
  • Reply 7 of 7
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    [quote]Originally posted by powerdoc:

    <strong>Why is the Microsoft OS called windows :

    answer : because when users are sick of their pc they throw it througth the windows.

    Ps : in the garden of some office building you can see a sign where it is written on it : beware of fallen PC, does not stay under the windows.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Those are awful man! <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" /> So awful it mad me laugh! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />



    J :cool:
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