The not so well thought out pickup lines thread
I was thinking about lame pickup lines after watching Blind Date last night. So let's post some. I'll go first.
-"Does yo daddy clean outhouses? Cause you da shit."
-"Is yo daddy a terrorist? Cause you da bomb."
-"They call me el gringo grande."
-if in a chatroom: "wanna cyber?" Actually that's pretty lame when not in a chatroom too.
-"Hi I'm -----. I live with my dad."
-Motion a girl over by waving your finger. "I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with 5."
Ok someone else's turn.
[ 07-12-2002: Message edited by: G4Dude ]</p>
-"Does yo daddy clean outhouses? Cause you da shit."
-"Is yo daddy a terrorist? Cause you da bomb."
-"They call me el gringo grande."
-if in a chatroom: "wanna cyber?" Actually that's pretty lame when not in a chatroom too.
-"Hi I'm -----. I live with my dad."
-Motion a girl over by waving your finger. "I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with 5."
Ok someone else's turn.
[ 07-12-2002: Message edited by: G4Dude ]</p>
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<strong>"Hi, I'm called Noah."</strong><hr></blockquote>
ROFL!
another 1:
girl let's have a math lesson. me plus you, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and let's multiply.
[ 07-12-2002: Message edited by: thuh Freak ]</p>
[ 07-12-2002: Message edited by: thegelding ]</p>
G4Dude touches on something I've noticed lately: there ARE about 14,000 "reality dating" shows on TV these days: Blind Date, Shipmates, ElimiDate, that one where they switch partners, MTV has one, the Learning Channel has one (!), etc.
And they're HORRIBLE. Ohmigosh, it's a wonder ANYONE is getting laid these days.
I'm not actively "out there, in the scene" (don't really want, or have, to be...), so is this an accurate depiction of how most 20-something gel-haired guys act?
I watch these shows sometimes (flipping around the tube) and these guys are completely ridiculous. About as deep as an eraser, all hoked up with beer muscles, half-ass attempt at the hip Facial Hair of the Moment and a very unbecoming shirt (usually a sparkly, spangly thing that's about 2 sizes too small and self-consciously "retro" and "hip").
You know the type. So out-of-their-way manly and studly that you just KNOW they're mere STEPS away from full-tilt homosexuality, and they're using this show as a last-ditch effort to try and convince themselves they're straight.
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Holy hell.
:eek:
And the WOMEN! S H A L L O W B I T C H I N E S S, overanalyzing everything, talking non-stop about yourself, making yourself look put-upon and "stressed out" (because you gained 11 ounces over two years and seem to think THAT'S why you can't find a good man) and using the word "like" 11 times in two sentences is NOT attractive, ladies.
Just thought someone should let you know...
I'm surrounded by idiots, knuckledraggers, dirty dancers, drunks, pinheads, vomit queens, condom collectors, half-wits, chuckleheads, silicone sisters, braindead Matchbox Twenty listeners and standard issue dipshits and clue-lackers.
It's a beautiful world...so glad to be a part of it!
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what's a matter, you don't like pizza?
10)Do you really think I'm as sexy as Mr. Spock?
9)I think the electricity between you and me is throwing off the experiment.
8)I like your Maxwell's Equations t-shirt. I'd like it even better on my bedroom floor.
7)I'll see what I can do about your grade. (TA's only)
6)You know what they say about the size of man's calculator.
5)I make excellent use of my hard drive.
4)I hear the junior physics laboratory is gorgeous by moonlight.
3)I always carry protection--You never know when a pen might leak.
2)Hey baby, what's your sine?
1)I don't need your number, I'll just finger you later.
you know, for the one Unix aware chick you can find that might actually work, assuming she knew what you meant.
LOL, that one rules.
I fell over. That's what I call my wife now. She is amused with it, for now.
Thoth