Genesis ( Appleistic version)

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
In the beginning God created the World.. and then Adam and Eve. Everything was good and unix and he said they could do anything they wanted except touch the source of Knowledge...



So Adam and Eve lived happily... untill Eve found God's forbidden fruit.. ehm, Apple.. his Powerbook .. She saw it, logged in and saw how heavenly it was as a computer... "Omg, and for us he left just unix.. !!" she went to search Adam and showed the powerbook also for him "and we have to use unix .. not fair.."



God saw that his powerbook had been touched and found the guilty ones. And as the punishment, he invented the Windows...





(all references to anything religious or other are purely casual and uninteded)

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  • Reply 1 of 3
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    [quote]Originally posted by Mulattabianca:

    <strong>In the beginning God created the World.. and then Adam and Eve. Everything was good and unix and he said they could do anything they wanted except touch the source of Knowledge...



    So Adam and Eve lived happily... untill Eve found God's forbidden fruit.. ehm, Apple.. his Powerbook .. She saw it, logged in and saw how heavenly it was as a computer... "Omg, and for us he left just unix.. !!" she went to search Adam and showed the powerbook also for him "and we have to use unix .. not fair.."



    God saw that his powerbook had been touched and found the guilty ones. And as the punishment, he invented the Windows...





    (all references to anything religious or other are purely casual and uninteded)</strong><hr></blockquote>



    :eek: , never imagined that god could be so evil
  • Reply 2 of 3
    logan calelogan cale Posts: 1,281member
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  • Reply 3 of 3
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    BY ORDER OF THE QUEEN!







    We're locking the silly threads,

    We're locking the silly threads.




    [ 07-29-2002: Message edited by: groverat ]</p>
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