Nicholas Cage marries Lisa Marie Presley

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Who would have thought. :eek:



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  • Reply 1 of 10
    okay hrrrrmmmmph



    hrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph



    urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh



    nope, can't give a rats @$$
  • Reply 2 of 10
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    I actually care less about this than Jason Priestley's car wreck... and I thought it would be impossible to care less about something.



    (No offense meant towards the topic starter)
  • Reply 3 of 10
    pyr3pyr3 Posts: 946member
    [quote]Originally posted by groverat:

    <strong>I actually care less about this than Jason Priestley's car wreck... and I thought it would be impossible to care less about something.



    (No offense meant towards the topic starter)</strong><hr></blockquote>



    What are you talking about? This opens up a large window of things that could happen. Nick Cage could join the flying Elvises and then he could brag that he's the only flying elvis that is married into the king's family.
  • Reply 4 of 10
    [quote]Originally posted by pyr3:

    <strong>What are you talking about? This opens up a large window of things that could happen. Nick Cage could join the flying Elvises and then he could brag that he's the only flying elvis that is married into the king's family. </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Wasn't he in a movie where there were flying Elvi? He did a good imitation in "Wild at Heart". Whatever, some people won't believe this but this was a publicity stunt. With the aniversary of Elvis's death amd all. Marie Presley also has a broadway musical based on Daddy and Pricilla's lives together. And Cage will probably get the part (ugh). May they have a long and happy 6 months together...
  • Reply 5 of 10
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    That's exactly what I was thinking, Artman (I must be getting too cynical...)!



    I'll be shocked if this marriage makes it to next spring. Just seems a little TOO orchestrated and hokey.



    But of course, look who the involved parties are...



    'rat, aren't you concerned about Brandon and his car wreck? COME ON!



    Granted, not the biggest actor going. Is it the car crash itself or the person involved? If it were, say, a Gary Oldman or Kevin Spacey (someone with a bit more chops/cred), would it be different?







    I don't know...I'm asking.



    You just don't like Brandon!!! So you're a Luke Perry guy, huh?



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />



    [ 08-13-2002: Message edited by: pscates ]</p>
  • Reply 6 of 10
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    Cage must be on something. Anything that touches Michael Jackson's dick (if he has one), would never touch mine. I mean even from a purely mental standpoint, wouldn't it give you the creeps to know that the woman you are with was in bed with Michael Jackson?



    Talk about getting the shivers! You just know one day he's going to picture her in bed with Michael, with him going "he HEEE!".



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 7 of 10
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    [quote]Originally posted by pscates:

    <strong>Granted, not the biggest actor going. Is it the car crash itself or the person involved? If it were, say, a Gary Oldman or Kevin Spacey (someone with a bit more chops/cred), would it be different?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    If it were a good actor, a little more.

    If it weren't in some celebrity car racing crap, a little more still.
  • Reply 8 of 10
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    Thus if it were Paul Newman, the "better actor" and "celebrity racing" thing would cancel each other out, rendering Newman irrelevant.



  • Reply 9 of 10
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    Newman, along with a bottle of his Italian salad dressing, would therefore implode, and collapse in on himself and be reduced to atoms.







    It's that old "good actors who don't race cars" chestnut! I see now.



  • Reply 10 of 10
    [quote]Originally posted by groverat:

    <strong>I actually care less about this than Jason Priestley's car wreck... and I thought it would be impossible to care less about something.



    (No offense meant towards the topic starter)</strong><hr></blockquote>



    You must have cared though when Angelina Jolie decided to divorce Billy Bob. We all cared.



    You must have. You did. Right?
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